Fartled

Being startled so suddenly that one farts.

Man, what reeks?

Sorry, you fartled me.

by lavibot February 18, 2014

the moral of the fable

what one is supposed to learn, as in a fable, from a given incident or experience.

son: dad why was i taken to police station for public drunkenness, even if I didn't a bottle of alcohol on me?

father, lol, the moral of the fable is, that, when you drink, and then walk around in public, even if you don't actually have the bottle on you, you still have the smell of the firewater on your breath, especially if it's something hard, like whiskey. an experienced police officer, when they come close enough to talk to you, can actually smell the stuff on your breath.

by Sexydimma June 14, 2013

farbear

A teacher that shouldn't be a teacher because he is so stupid and is kind of fat and he probably can't swim.

Oh man I have farbear for social studies this year.

by Farbear friends March 1, 2017

Farlef

A mystery resident of Deer Park that appears twice a year for the annual running of the Farlef. He attacks the local wildlife and small dogs.

This deer carcass is mutilated, must of been THE FARLEF.

by I Kicked A Baby May 29, 2017

fardled

to be high, typically from THC-containing substances.

I just smoked 3 bowls im so fardled right now

by Segrant oso iorny April 28, 2021

FARLEY LIKE

able to consume huge amounts of alcohol with no discernible effect

By consuming an entire bottle of vodka his performance in the bar was truly farley like

by BUBBA July 8, 2004

farpleet

A fart that starts off loud, but then transitions into a silent but deadly.

I was in a meeting and accidentally farted, it was loud at first but it was just a farpleet.

by MrProblemOfficers June 6, 2014