To jack off or masturbate.
by liemmm March 03, 2009
To masturbate prior to making a decision involving women. "Fap" comes from the onomatopoeic representation of masturbation popularized on the internet via web forums.
When one faps on it, sexual tension is released through masturbation, resulting in a mind that is clear in thought and a rational decision can be made involving women, usually sexual decisions.
When one faps on it, sexual tension is released through masturbation, resulting in a mind that is clear in thought and a rational decision can be made involving women, usually sexual decisions.
Bro 1: I'm not sure I want to drop $40 tonight on drinks with Jen at the bar. I wanna fuck her, but I don't know if it's worth spending dough on her.
Bro 2: Fap on it. Then you'll know what to do.
Bro 2: Fap on it. Then you'll know what to do.
by ilikeitraw0 August 15, 2011
When you can't get anyone to give you legit sex so you must live a solitude sex life of strictly bringing yourself to orgasm.
I have chronic halitosis so no one will give me any real sex. So i am doomed to a life of eternal fapping.
by MissTaken April 06, 2017
The art of making love to yourself ..
by crazy asshole biotch November 23, 2012
by beefcleaver April 28, 2010
Fixed Action Pattern. Produced by an innate releasing mechanism in response to an external sensory stimulus. A term used in biology.
Sound coming from teenager's room: "FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP" parents: "Little Tim's fascination with memorizing his biology is so commendable! Maybe we can help him."
by Canadianbiofreak March 12, 2014
by Chase Redden January 25, 2008