Failaphobia

Fear of failing because you might just end up on fail blog

Dude you hear that mikes not coming out of his house today because hes developed a failaphobia

by Cpl AGENT 47 June 27, 2009

Falapia

when someone has a fetish with playing with their bellybutton

She has falapia which a lot of people think it's gross.

by unismurf August 12, 2011

fapoapsis

The height of sexual pleasure reached just prior to orgasm while masturbating.

From "fap" - to masturbate, and "apoapsis" - the largest distance in an elliptical orbit of a body and a larger body. The point where the orbiter is at maximum height over the orbitee.

"Scott reached the fapoapsis as he watched the money shot scene with Peter North and Kym Wilde"

by DevRandom September 16, 2014

fapnap

1. When you tell people you’re going to have a nap, but you’re actually going to masturbate.

2. When you lie down to have a nap, but end up masturbating instead.

John: “I’m gonna go have a nap.”
Andrew: “Stop your bullshit, I know you’re gonna have a fapnap, you can’t fool me.”

by xX123killer456Xx May 22, 2018

Falapom

Alter ego of Felipe.
Yes, even God has an alter ego.
K is 4 heart.

I heard about Falapom once, but I don't remember where or when.

by iwasbornin2020 December 28, 2020

Flaplapper

Woman who eats or licks pussy.

That bulldyke is a flaplapper.

by icloseem January 11, 2009

FAPFAPFAP

A reference to a really hot interwebs chick who doesn't give you l33t pr0n, but you'd still masturbate@her. Often associated with FAP@U.

Me: Man, Jawnty's a prude, but I was all like FAPFAPFAP to her anyway.
Jawnt: omg u r t3t hawtnezz<3!212!

by Finneh October 26, 2007