Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym of frick or fuck

3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop

1: "Ew I thought it was just a fart but I just dropped a fartard!"

2: "OH FARTARDS"

*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."

3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."

Fartard by Sgt. Studmuffin August 7, 2017

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Facebook Fantard

When you post a question on a celeb's Facebook fan page and actually expect them to reply.

Example of a Facebook Fantard:

Q: "Ooh, Kelly Slater, what kind of board do you prefer when you surf just for fun at Teahupoo and the waves are, like, 10'?

A:

Facebook Fantard by surf fantard December 10, 2012

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FavRETARD

FavRETARDS: Fans of Brett Favre who believe 1. He plays for "the love of the game". 2. He is sincere when he says he is going to retire. 3. He is the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL. 4. He doesn't manipulate the media and his 'tard fans for his own gain. 5. His season ending interceptions are because he is a "gunslinger" and not because he makes bad decisions when the game is on the line

The FavRetards are shocked Brett is back with the Vikings.

The FavRETARDS have made the Vikings the odds on favorites to win the Super Bowl.

The FavRETARDS have taken over the management of the Vikings and have given Brett an additional 7 million dollars even though he would have returned anyways.

FavRETARD by Mr. Lex Luthor August 19, 2010