Faking the Suspension

When somebody pretends that they have been wronged by somebody else (usually a large group of unidentifiable people) in order to gain support that was most likely lost by being lame over a long period of time.

First brought to light by MrChiCity on YouTube in his video "YouTube is Dying (YouTube Exposed) "

Synonyms: attention whoring, cry for help

YouTuber with decreasing views: *posts video with porn in it*

YouTuber with decreasing views: *flags video with own alternate account before many people can see it*

YouTube: *removes video and suspends account*

YouTuber with decreasing views: YOUTUBE IS BLOCKING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!

Stupid viewers: OMG YOUTUBE IS TERrIBLE!!! WE HAVE TO SUPPORT HIM!!

Smart viewer: nahh, he's just faking the suspension to get you guys to pay attention to him again.

Faking the Suspension by Verbesity December 5, 2009

Fanging

1. To desire something greatly; to need badly.

2. To be moving at outrageous speeds

1."Hey Bob, come out for a smoke?" "Hell yeah, I'm fanging, dude".

2."So we were fangin' down the freeway when Jimmy dropped the bong in the backseat."

Fanging by RealBadMike December 20, 2007

anne franking 

to hide in the attic and masturbate quietly so that no one hears you.

dude, lastnight I was writing in my diary and decided to do a little anne franking.

anne franking by trippysin December 31, 2011

Faking the Snake 

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.

Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!

Faking the Snake by a_random_stranger November 1, 2017

future faking 

When you’re drunk with your friends and enthusiastically make plans for some time in the future that you’ll never follow through with.

Drunk Bob: “Hell yea! I’m all down for the club next weekend! I need to get my groove on!”
Sober Bob next weekend: “Nah, man. I’m staying in tonight. I was just future faking”

future faking by Marvellous MSquared August 6, 2021

Funking Prink

Taken from the out-takes of a lovely, British film about zombies.

Like Fucking Prick, with the same meanings, only you cant get done for saying them.

Funk off you funking prink

Your dad's a funking prink

Funking Prink by Stevie Baby April 16, 2005

flanking the gonk 

"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.

man that chick was such a whore we were "flanking the gonk" all night long.

flanking the gonk by Sunday Knight June 15, 2010