facestalking

Using facebook.com to stalk people. Not really stalk, stalk used loosely, as in, to look around at people and browse the site. 'stalking' is used because facebook.com has become increasingly reveiling about people, giving almost anyone the ability to stalk anyone else by just browsing the site.

Me: Hey Jane, whats up?
You: Nothin, just facestalking.

by ofarrell30 March 15, 2007

facestat

A website where people can upload pictures of themselves or others to be viewed, judged, and likely degraded by others.

facestat.com is fun, but harsh.

by lmk34 May 13, 2009

Facestalk

To "friend" someone on Facebook whom you haven't seen or talked to in years just to see what they look like, if they've gotten fat, have ugly kids, or otherwise see how their life sucks compared to yours. Also, you have no intention of ever writing on this person's wall or commenting on a status or picture, because you are just there to see what they look like/are doing now. Could also go the other way - they could totally rock and make you feel bad, in which case you will un-friend them.

You: Hey, I got an email from Kimmy from High School the other day.
Me: Really? You guys weren't even friends though, right?
You: Hmmm, I guess not.
Me: Dude, she is totally facestalking you.

by Danizilla January 16, 2010

Fakester

A person who thinks pretty much everything is amazing, especially music. Their opinion is usually invalid about things, though if they don't like something then chances are its legitimately bad. They generally wear skinny jeans, black socks, shirts one size bigger than they are, and 90s vans.

"Hey did you listen to the new Foster the People Album? It's amazing!"
"Shut up Brian, you're a fakester your opinion doesn't matter."

by Guybang October 24, 2011

faketastic

Something that is both fake and fantastic. Generally used in regard to food.

That french toast made with fake eggs and artificial sweetener was faketastic!

by Brian Enos November 6, 2006

fakest

Most fake. Super fake. Ultimate faker.

She is the fakest b***h I know

by SMartin311 November 15, 2010

Fakeatarian

One who says they are vegetarian but secretly eat Taco Bell and Jack In The Box tacos, justifying it as “ it contains mostly soy.” They only eat French fries when out instead of salad ironically. They cave in to sometimes secretly taking a bite of meat and loving it.

Non vegetarian- I’m not a vegetarian but I love eating healthy.Do you want a thin crust gluten free pesto sauce cheese spinach pizza ? It’s my favorite ! Fakeatarian-Ew, I want Taco Bell! Non vegetarian- So are you a fakeatarian ?

by NYworstnightmare October 23, 2019