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ole faithful 

When a girl has an orgasm, that results into squirting into the males facial region.
The last chick i went down on, went ole faithful on me
ole faithful by mp youngin October 13, 2009

Ol' Faithful 

When a Mentos is inserted deeply into his/her butthole and Coke is poured over it causing a small eruption of brown juice.
My butthole hasn't seen action in quite a while! I could sure go for an Ol' Faithful to cure the urge.
Ol' Faithful by Roman Chambers September 22, 2010

Old Faithful 

A ex-girlfriend or girl you can always depend on for sex when your feeling lonely.
Jimmy: Hey man I just got turned down by that hot girl at the club.
Bobby: No problem man, just call up your old faithful.
Jimmy: I didnt want to resort to that but sure, I really need some sex.
Old Faithful by daGangst4man October 22, 2008

Old Faithful 

n.

1. The act of flatulating under the covers while in bed and spitting in the air so your significant other has to cover his or her face. Thus forcing them to bask in the ambiance. A variation of the dutch oven, just more sinister.

Footnote:
The victim of the Old Faithful is forced to choose between the lesser of the two evils: saliva or methane. It's win/win and %100 percent effective. Hence Old Faithful.
Last night my wife was complaining about me never talking to her after we have sex. So, I took a deep breath, let one slide, and gave her an Old Faithful. Needless to say we're separated now, but she had it coming.

being faithful 

Being faithful to a friend mean show them respect doin want they want when u don't want to as well let them do the same for you faithful is being generous to another kind sweet

loyal and loving....
Undying and relentless support for an individual or group of individuals, a sentiment that can easily span 86 years.
Yet still we are faithful; to steal the title of a movie that played in New England this past spring, still we believe. Tonight we'll once again fill the old green church of baseball on Lansdowne Street, in some part because it's the only church of baseball on Lansdowne Street, in some part because it's the only church of baseball we have; in large part because--even on mornings like this, when the clean-shaven Yankee Corporate Creed seems to rule the hardball universe--it's still the only church of baseball we can really love. No baseball team has ever come back from a three-games-to-none deficit to win a postseason series, but a couple of hockey teams have done it, and we tell ourselves it has to happen sooner or later for a baseball team, it just has to. We tell ourselves Derek Lowe has one more chance to turn 2004 from tragickal to magickal. We tell ourselves it's just one game at a time. We tell ourselves the impossible can start tonight. -Steven King in FAITHFUL, a chronicle of the 2004 season, on Red Sox fans going into Game 4 of the ALCS
faithful by Mav1744 May 30, 2006