Fagnet

Fagnet: a person who is sexually straight but always attracts homosexual people. a magnet for homo's

Micah said "Jay no matter what bar my (straight) nephew goes to if there is a guy in the bar who wants cawk there on him almost instantly!" Jay replied "oh snap he's a Fagnet; ya know magnet for fags!"

by J. Holland December 28, 2005

animal fagnetism

A heterosexual's ability to attract the

attention of homosexuals.

John: Man,how come all these gay guys

are always checking me out?

Dave: It must be your ANIMAL FAGNETISM.

by B Cube June 4, 2005

Fagley

In the olden days, "to Fagley" meant "to eat hairy cheese". Over time, this word evolved to mean "hey, you over there with the Faggish tendencies!"

Man 1: Hey, Dorris! Look at that Faggish Fatafagosaurous over there! He's a total FAGLEY!
Man 2: Surely this is homophobic, tom?
Man 1: Get out of my face!
Man 2: Actually, sit on my face and let my wee nostrils do the magic!
Man 1: Yuk! snotty bottys are a no-no

by The Jewish Lincoln July 3, 2006

Fagnet

Fag-magnet; When you dress or look so nice that gay people hit on you

"Hey isn't that new kid gay?"

"No he's just a fagnet calm your dick Jeremy"

by Raquanda June 30, 2016

fagnny

A terrible bartender with head hair that looks like pubic hair and who wears boy's LA Gear sandals that light up at the back of the soles like those from way back in the day

Guy 1: Is that a car down the road?
Guy 2: Nah that's a fagnny walking.

Guy 1: Is this a pube in my drink?
Guy 2: A fagnny must've made your drink.

by jarro85 August 18, 2009

Manny Fagnet

Straight male that attracts homosexual males.

He's always getting chatted up by gay men; he's a bit of a manny fagnet.

by Doc K September 4, 2008

fagnet

A person, in this case a female, who somehow attracts gay men. Not always in a sexual way, but in ways in which a man who was questioning their sexual orientation before meeting this person, figures out they're gay and reveal their orientation to said person before anyone else. Typically this sucks for the female, as 90% of the men that have come out to this female are very, very attractive.

Kyle: Paige, I need to tell you something. I just figured it out, and you're the first person I've told this to.

Paige: What is it?

Kyle: I'm gay.

Paige: Oh my gosh, you're the 10th person to come out of the closet to me first this past year! I'm such a fagnet!

by IisTooCute:)( June 28, 2010