fedunk

To slap ones boner across a bitches face, creating a mushroom imprint on her face.

I fedunked that bitch so hard she had an imprint on her face for three days.

by Hawkjones July 16, 2006

Fadank

Slang for cock slap

While my g/f sucked my nuts, I wildly fadanked her.

by Casper79 March 22, 2008

fudunk

Full Unit Designation UNKnown. Decades-old military acronym.

Wash the mud offa that FUDUNK Jeep on the double!

by clea023 May 4, 2006

fadunkle

The act of knocking someone out by cock slap

She would stop nagging me to play with her and her husband when she was clearly 3 sheets to the wind, so I walked over and have her a Fadunkle to the forehead and knocked the bitch out.

by Dr. Fadunkle February 5, 2015

fajunkle

the better way of saying the "F" word. it can be used in innocent conversation without offending any other people involved.

singular form:
"stop trying to fajunkle me up bob!" hollered eugene as he became enraged.
plural usage:
"i am so fajunkling exhausted." exclaimed joan.
"do think i really fajunkling care?" retorted diane.

by rachelness July 2, 2007

Fadonked

When a girl is giving a terrible blow job and the guy whips his dick out and hits her across the face. This contact will leave a mark. This usually occurs when a girl has braces and is scatching a man's penis in the process of a blow job

The reason why Jennifer Aniston didnt show up to the Academy Awards is being the night before she got fadonked and had a mark that resembled my penis.

by TittyFuckHerAss March 3, 2009

falunky

1. (n.) A man who seems to have show more emotions than your typical man.

2. (n.) A physically weak person.

3. (v.) Lose your ability at something.

1. Bob: "This movie was so sad. I was bawling my eyes out since the 16-minute mark."
Morgan: "What are you talking about!? This movie is literally about a bunch of Emojis."
Bob: "B-but... it's so sad." *cries*
Morgan: "You're such a falunky."

2. Josh: "Yo dude! I was at the gym today and I saw this skinny boy trying to do a pushup."
Tyler: "Haha, dude!"
Josh: "He failed."
Tyler: "What a falunky."
Josh: "I know right?"

3. Miles: "AHHHHHH!"
Phoenix: "What?"
Miles: "M-my prosecuting skills..."
Phoenix: "...?"
Miles: "It went falunky."
Phoenix: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

by AceAttorneyAlex August 2, 2017