Facundo

If you ever meet a Facundo, you're a very lucky person. His amazing personality will make you feel in a rollercoaster. He can be very serious at first sight, but when he opens the doors of his mind to you, your opinion will change. He's very funny and has a very ironic and particular sense of humor. He is an ideal person to have very deep talks and also an ideal person to laugh at how strange and stupid life is. He has beautiful eyes and a very deep look that is hard to forget. Facundo loves to play videogames (probably LoL or valorant) and knows a lot about computers. As soon as you meet him, you will feel amazed about how mysterious he is. His private life is something a few people knows about. He likes listening to rock and blues. Sometimes, the only thing he needs is to smoke some weed and watch the stars. When Facundo likes someone, he's very passionate. If you're dating a Facundo, you're very lucky! He's the perfect person to enjoy life, talk about any topic and send everything to hell.

- What's the name of that boy? I wanna meet him
+ Oh, he's Facundo. He's such a mistery for everyone

by breadandcheeseandtomato July 29, 2022

femme faculte

(fem-fak-ool-tay) a woman with sufficient power and knowledge to act with freedom and impunity. A talented, intelegent, independant, and graceful woman.

A self-made woman who is capable of providing for herself everything that she needs.

"good luck, man, but it'll take more than charm and money to get her. She's a femme faculte. She doesn't need you."

by cris clark February 22, 2007

Faunt

The art of biting the insides of your cheeks so as to prevent movement and then smiling to create an alternate smiley face suitable for any occasion, be it a funeral, a childs 4th birthday or even a meeting where a child is about to find out theyre adopted.

"Check that guy out"
"where?"
"That guy there!"
"Wow! that is one incredible faunt."

by FauntMasterFlex February 4, 2010

fauntered

Slow deliberate thoughtful movements, lost in the weakness of love, captured by the connection of the lover's mind

She fauntered with the thoughts of him racing through her head and was unable to focus on anything else.

by Spitfire Lady February 12, 2015

fatcuntitus

An illness. The inability to stop eating and thinking about food 24/7, 365 days of the year, despite already being a fat cunt. No known cure.

I'm totally suffering from fatcuntitus

That Kerry Catona Has seasonal fatcuntitus, dependent upon magazine endorsements.

by Fatcuntfanny March 6, 2017

facundoatize

To put excessive amounts of salt on, like facundo would

Yo nigga, you gotta facundoatize them fries!

by Facundo Albin February 1, 2006

faculty lounger

a slutty teacher (male or female) who sleeps with the entire school faculty
aka faculty fucker

Miss Johnston is sleeping with my chem teacher Mr. Platter. I heard she also gave the gym teacher a blow job. She's a real faculty lounger.

by yoiks April 16, 2006