facewitter

the process of using facebook as "twitter" by updating ones status with useless information several times a day in order to continuously remain on their friends facebook homepage whenever they login.

Luke: Fucking tits man, every time I log into facebook this bitch always has a new status update. It's really annoying, she's being a total attention whore.

Seb: Yeah dood, shes been facewittering like a twat for roughly a month now...

by Seb's Toasted December 10, 2009

Facebitching

complaining about something that happened to you using your status on facebook. Usually something stupid or irrelevant and no body gives a fuck, hence the "bitching" part.

Facebook status: fucckkkk. I hate it when my teacher goes 5 minutes over time! :@

Comment #1: who cares, stop facebitching about shit like this.

Comment #2: quit being a facebitch and suck it up.

by copier19 October 28, 2010

Facestracted

to be distracted by Facebook from getting on with real life responsibilites and obligations.

John: Did you read over and correct the report I sent to you?

David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.

by XanderP81 July 30, 2010

FACEIT

FACEIT - Challenge Your Mental Health

Symptoms of playing FACEIT

- Most common symptoms:
+ Brain damage
+ Heavy stress
+ Toxic behavior including racial and sexual hate
+ Self-centered and irresponsible

+ Temporary loss of sanity

+ Autism

- Less common symptoms:
+ Psychical abuse or self harm

+ Victims would acquire Turkish/Polish/Russian/British or even Scandinavian personas
+ Aphasia or horrible grammar
+ Permanent loss of sanity

Caution: These are most common on European grounds across all levels, but not limited to other regions of the world.

Orange: Why you pick AVP men we fucking Eco you retard!!!
Blue: Fuck off ya Russian twat I know what I am doing!
Green: Man, faceit is a fucking joke smh...

by Rihonin July 14, 2021

wallhack faceit

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by DreamLover69 November 11, 2020

Facestalking

Using the website facebook to stalk someone by repeatedly checking thier profile page to see their status, relationship status, pictures and who they have been speaking to. You know you have a serious problem with facestalking when you click on who they have been talking to, only to find that only their friends can view their profile. Obviously you cannot add them as this will become suspicious to the person you are stalking. This leaves you angry that you cannot complete your stalking mission.

Talking on facebook chat
Me: Yo
Dan: Yo, cant really chat, i only logged in quickly to see what becky is upto. She chattin to some guy called shaun but i cant see his profile. ffs this is pissing me off big time.
Me: Dude you need some help with your facestalking problem.

by <<Chris>> February 24, 2009

facestalking

Using facebook.com to stalk people. Not really stalk, stalk used loosely, as in, to look around at people and browse the site. 'stalking' is used because facebook.com has become increasingly reveiling about people, giving almost anyone the ability to stalk anyone else by just browsing the site.

Me: Hey Jane, whats up?
You: Nothin, just facestalking.

by ofarrell30 March 15, 2007