Facewater

Water on your face!

Facewater

by Thomassen May 7, 2010

facebatn'

The act of wacking off to random facebook pitures

Joey went facebatn'.

by joeystanyard April 6, 2011

/facehair

An unholy attempt in which an uneducated mother attempts to create a new *facepalm*

Mother: What's a facepalm?
Awesome child: /me facepalms.
Mother: Can you do a /facehair? ;D
Awesome child: No, no, Mum you can't.
Mother: It's just a sugge-
Awesome child: GET THE FUCK OUT

by homohomohomohomo. July 30, 2009

dominican face hat

firmly planting ones bare ass on anothers face

yeah, my dad is in the hospital. he was trying to tea bag my mom when his bad knee blew out and he accidentally gave her a dominican face hat.

by nestor p wilkins April 10, 2005

Facechatrape

When facebook chat does not work..

facechatrape! Let's use skype -.-

by jonasbull July 9, 2011

facebatical

An extended break from posting on Facebook. not quitting but taking a break knowing you will return afterwards.

Christine was busy at work last week so she took a facebatical.

by Johnny1965 January 22, 2014

Facebate

A word used to describe the action of using Facebook habitually for no reason other than to occupy one's fingers.

Generally speaking, I facebate most mornings..

by Boowakasha December 7, 2016