On most computer applications, F1 is the keyboard shortcut to bring up the help menu. Thus, the phrase "Press F1" is most appropriately given as a reply to anybody who needs help, especially in the psychiatric sense.
<Joe> Oh my god, at lunch today, everybody stopped talking and I said, "Crap, the chat died." I really need to stop wasting time on IRC.
<Phil> Dude, you really need help. Seriously. Press F1.
<Phil> Dude, you really need help. Seriously. Press F1.
by no_one_2000 January 22, 2005
A perfect car and mans all-time greatest achievement in the history of the universe. Driving one while drinking orange juice and listening to rock makes you the coolest human at that point in time in all of the world.
by Cory the McLarenF1God January 10, 2004
The greatest car ever made, it's (still) the fastest production car ever. A beautifuly engineered McLaren body with a BMW M Power heart.
by R1c0 Su4V3 February 16, 2004
A car that's still worth more than you and your family.
And you don't know music, "Good Charlotte Fan"
And you don't know music, "Good Charlotte Fan"
by l6i9l September 18, 2003
Damn fast car, 627 bhp, 0-60 in 3.2 seconds, and top speed of 240 mph. But................It's not the fastest production car anymore, that spot now belongs to the Bugatti Veyron.
Rich Guy 1: My F1 tops off at 240, what about your Veyron?
Rich Guy 2: It gets to about 254, why?
Rich Guy 1:*Shoots Rich Guy 2, killing him.* What did you say it gets?
Rich Guy 2: It gets to about 254, why?
Rich Guy 1:*Shoots Rich Guy 2, killing him.* What did you say it gets?
by SOAD1200 May 05, 2005
the Money shot at the end of a Porn sequence where 3 guys 'arrive' at the same time all over one (or more) chicks (or guy) by emptying their cocks- in a similar way to the Podium finish of a Grand Prix race
".... and so at the end of the '75 Swedish Grand Prix all that remains is for Emerson, Mario and James to get hold of the Jereboams and drench the adoring fans and each other with champagne for a proper F1 Finish"
by mr cunninglinguist October 21, 2012
Mirage F1
The Mirage F1 is a French attack jet. It was first designed in 1964. It can travel at speeds over mach two. It can be armed with four types of normal bombs, two types of anti-runway bombs, one type of anti-vehicle bombs, three types of ASM rockets, one type of cluster bombs, three types of AAMs, one type of auto-cannons, a laser designator pod, a laser-guided rocket pod, an anti-radiation missile, or two types of optical cameras.
Type: attack jet
Dimensions: wingspan 27ft7in; length 50ft3in; height 14ft9in
Speed: mach 2.2
Payload: 35715lbs
Range: 1000 miles
Weapons: fourteen 250lb bombs, fourteen 500lb bombs, eight 800lb bombs, three 1200lb bombs, eight Durandal anti-runway bombs, twelve BAP100 anti-runway bombs, twelve BAT120 anti0vehicle bombs, four 18-missile rocket pods, four 36-missile rocket pods, one ASM, four Beluga cluster bombs, two Super long-range AAMs, two Magic AAMs, two Sidewinder AAMs, two DEFA 553 30mm cannon with 135 rounds each, a laser designator pod, a laser-guided rocket pod, an anti-radiation missile, or two types of optical cameras
The Mirage F1 is a French attack jet. It was first designed in 1964. It can travel at speeds over mach two. It can be armed with four types of normal bombs, two types of anti-runway bombs, one type of anti-vehicle bombs, three types of ASM rockets, one type of cluster bombs, three types of AAMs, one type of auto-cannons, a laser designator pod, a laser-guided rocket pod, an anti-radiation missile, or two types of optical cameras.
Type: attack jet
Dimensions: wingspan 27ft7in; length 50ft3in; height 14ft9in
Speed: mach 2.2
Payload: 35715lbs
Range: 1000 miles
Weapons: fourteen 250lb bombs, fourteen 500lb bombs, eight 800lb bombs, three 1200lb bombs, eight Durandal anti-runway bombs, twelve BAP100 anti-runway bombs, twelve BAT120 anti0vehicle bombs, four 18-missile rocket pods, four 36-missile rocket pods, one ASM, four Beluga cluster bombs, two Super long-range AAMs, two Magic AAMs, two Sidewinder AAMs, two DEFA 553 30mm cannon with 135 rounds each, a laser designator pod, a laser-guided rocket pod, an anti-radiation missile, or two types of optical cameras
by Rot April 07, 2005