lebanese eyecreamer

when a guy cums onto a girls eye lids after emotional loving sex.

oh laquantre, that lebanese eyecreamer was amzing last night, baby!

by Betsey Wang July 19, 2006

eeyore

1.a kickass hidden song at the end of Scissors on Slipknots second album.

2.a depressed donkey

1.meet the man that made me, greet the can i came from, oh, the fucking sacred heart of jesus, blew it in a back room, feelin like a real goon, slam the fuck aside man, IM ON YOU'RE NOT!!

2.eeyore the donkey

by dan ramP October 7, 2006

Eeyorey

Anyone acting pessimistic, gloomy, depressed, and hadonic. Or suffering from depression or dysthymia disorder. Much like the classic cartoon character Eeyore, in A. A. Milne's Winnie the Pooh series.

Man I love Jasmine, but she can be so eeyorey.

by Jammmin' May 16, 2020

SAD eeyore

Suck A Dick Eeyore: when someone is too sad or exhausted to go through with a sexual favor, but goes through with it anyways.

He cornered me outside and gave me the SAD Eeyore.

by cashurmomouside February 6, 2017

eyeometer

when you can calculate specific sizes and shapes with only using your eyes, like speaker holes, centering picture ect.....

I need to cut this hole out for this 12 inc subwoofer, i will just use my eyeometer

by NICK B October 8, 2004

Eeyore

To be very sad and depressed. To mope about and want people to feel sorry for you.

david is so eeyore today, what happened to him?

by bezel333 January 3, 2006

Eeyore

literal translation from it's personality, an emo

"jacob, stop being an eeyore"

by john ladder September 8, 2007