Eyemometer

The act of looking outside of your window and determining if it is a cold enough day to wear a sweater, jacket or just a t-shirt. It is determined by the amount of sunlight that is shining onto the ground and the amount of fog on your window.

Person 1: Hey dude do you think I need a jacket for when we go outside?

Person 2: Let me use my eyemometer and find out......no we don't need a jacket it's perfect outside.

by TheSafestDanger February 4, 2010

Eyemidity

When you get a bit teary-eyed after seeing something heartwarming or emotional, either in person or especially in social media; the level of mistiness you have afterseeing something heartwarming or emotional.

"Bruh...when I saw my daughter walk across that stage and get her diploma, my eyemidity went up..."

"I just saw that video of Bruno Mars singing to the girl who was in a coma. Eymidity level: 99.9%"

by etymologee March 30, 2017

eyemilk

milk that you get from squeezing your eye

"my eyemilk tastes better than yours. it's a 20/10 while yours is a mere 7/10."

by eyemilk May 24, 2020

eyemaggedon

Generally homosexual.

That bitch flat ironed him eyemaggedon.

Tossie: Eat a dick.
Anomalasia: You’re gay.
Tossie: Ok - Eyemaggedon!

by trashtalkasias March 16, 2022

eyeMsU

If You sound it out phonetically it basically means,

imissyou.

eyeMsU angee =X maybe.

by SKRAPPY. December 11, 2008

EEYOM

The grunting sound a hardcore/metalcore vocalist does right before or during a breakdown.

Killswitch engage-fixation on darkness 0:08 seconds.

Unearth-failure 2:23

by futtbuck3r88 November 21, 2004

eyeogau

The stage of a relationship where you are confronting the person of your true feelings like like them

I eyeogau you

by baisailor November 15, 2014