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Cock Ender

A person who is annoying , thinks they are great but everyone thinks they are an idiot and they don't know it themselves.

That fucking keith thinks he is the main man when infact he is a right cock ender!

by Baeder October 9, 2009

elderberries

something your father smells of.

Your mother was a hampster and your father smells of elderberries!

by Xizor July 28, 2008

Ender's Game Daze

The feeling one gets in a particularly numbing book ending. Derived from the depressing empty feeling one usually gets at the end of Ender's Game the first time they finish it.

I just finished Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins. The book was excellent, but left me in an Ender's Game Daze.

by jrstarbranch September 20, 2010

elderberries

1)Elder or Elderberries-(Sambucus) is a genus of between 5-30 species of fast-growing shrubs or small trees (two species herbaceous), formerly treated in the honeysuckle family Caprifoliaceae, but now shown by genetic evidence to be correctly classified in the moschatel family Adoxaceae.
2)An insult used by the frenchman on 'The Holy Grail'

1)
Man-"Tally-ho old chap fancy a spot of elderberry tea?"
Man2-"Why Fo shizzle my nizzle!

2)
French Man1-"Your Mother Was A Hamster And Your Father Smelled Of Elderberries!"

by CaptainIthican June 1, 2006

_EnderEli

The best competitive Super Smash Flash 2 player of all time. His other aliases are _Ender, Ender, and the G.O.A.T. of SSF2. He has taken wins off of every player he's ever fought in tournament. When he first played the game, he already had immense natural talent and was a top player but as of currently he has not dropped a single game to any SSF2 player in the past several months. The SSF2 Community has put a $50,000 bounty on his head for anyone who can take a Best-of-5 tournament set off of _EnderEli.

Random SSF2 player: Have you ever watched a tournament set of _EnderEli before? He's hella goated.
Other random SSF2 player: FR! I wanna be Ender when I grow up! Talented ass player..

by Your Average SSF2 Rando March 19, 2021

Double ender contender

A two way device used for sexual reasons

Joey & Chubb love their double ender contender

by BZDS PG July 5, 2010