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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: External Gang Green (Fish Bone's): The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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External Problem Solver

No we are not taught that you lying piece of shit.
Hym "We are not taught that. You are still trying to internalize external problems. I do not feel shame. Some people want me to feel shame and are actively shaming me. The harassment and surveillance is occurring and is being used to make easier the theft of my property. That isn't me being an external problem solver. This is 'all roads leading to Rome for the therapeutic system of control?' Are you being stalked and harassed in a manor that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? Then, SOMEHOW, the solution is 'giving a therapist control of how I interpret information and DOING NOTHING about that... And instead of doing what they did about sexual harassment and SUING THE PLACES ALLOWING IT AND FIRING THE PEOPLE WHO DO IT... I just need to let this lying retarded piece of shit tell me how to delude myself about what's happening. We need to murder these fucking therapists (in a video game). Murder them (in a video game) until they do it right. They do not need to live."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2025
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External locus of control

It's called "NOT BEING A SOLIPSIST."
Hym "That's literally all an external locus of control is. The absence of solipsistic delusion."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
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Department Of External Affairs

One of the most useless departments in the roblox scp genre, while it being a functioning department in the SCP Wiki, on roblox it is the most useless department in the genre due to it's Overseer or the group owner allying and doing their job in groups.
The Administrator: Alright, I'll accept your affiliation
DEA Ambassador: But why?! that's not your job!?
The Administrator: You're the only one in the department since nobody cares about DEA
DEA Ambassador: Because you already do our job for us, instead of the Department Of External Affairs doing it for you.
by Chaos_Insurgent2 December 8, 2022
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External Intelligence

A person who has an understanding of social norms when communicating or interacting with others.
He has external Intelligence when he greets others with respect in the apartment complex.
by jondich July 13, 2024
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External Twins

Two children genetically of the same parents born in close proximity to one another, most often with the use of a surrogate mother.
I had trouble conceiving and hired a surrogate, but to my surprise I also became pregnant soon after. The babies were born 2 weeks apart as external Twins.
by Walter Schwartz May 20, 2025
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External Intelligence

A person who has an understanding of social norms when communicating or interacting with others.
He has external Intelligence when he greets others with respect in the apartment complex.
by jondich July 13, 2024
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