Exercise? i thought you said extra fries!

If you laugh or say this you are either a facebook mom or else you are have a fucking shitty humor

Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?

by Your local spelling helper April 5, 2022

foreign exercise video

A euphemism used to reference a pornographic movie in a less 'seedy' sounding manner

Roommate #1: "What was that porno were you watching when I got home yesterday?"

Roommate #2: (slightly embarassed) "Hey--that wasn't a porno, it was a foreign exercise video!"

by GinaM November 14, 2007

Exercise

Something yo fatass should be doing right now.

Fit Friend: Dude you really need some exercise, you have been in the house for days playing god of war
Fatass: Nah m8, I might die out there fam.

by XChristinaXx June 30, 2017

Kegel Exerciser

A stainless steel rod that men and women use to strengthen the Kegel muscles (pelvic floor).
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...

Jane: What is that in your sock drawer? A dildo?

Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.

Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.

Fern: ... you didn't...

by goatonwire June 2, 2009

Pointless Exercise in Futility

1. An action that achieves no end or goal.

2. An action to achieve a goal that is unachievable.

3. An action that achieves an end or goal that is in itself pointless

Trying to culture an american is a pointless exercise in futility.

by Old_Bean September 10, 2005

the exercise game

The explanation given when a child "walks in" on a sexual act in progress.

When my daughter walked in on my wife and I going at it, I explained that I was simply helping mommy stretch to play the exercise game.

by medic4194 January 15, 2010

thumb exercises

The lack of exercise caused by being on a portable game device or smart phone for extended periods of time. Typically Apple or Blackberry users

You're looking a bit weighty. Have you been doing any exercise?

...Only thumb exercises

by Cyberwulf July 18, 2012