Excrementally Challenged

When someone is constipated or cannot crap.

Person 1: Bro, I haven't pooped for two days.
Person 2: So you're Excrementally Challenged?

by BrotherB3N August 21, 2009

Excremental

A word that describes something that is outright bullshit or a load of rubbish, with excremental relating to fecal matter, the pure definition of shit. Something excremental is so untrue that it makes you slowly lose hope in humanity, results in immediate laughter, and makes you question whether or not you are hearing things.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that a professor who has a Ph.D. in pseudoscience discovered that humans are descended from giant alien hawks from the 6th Dimension? That's means that humans are really multi-dimensional birds!
Person 2 (internal thoughts): I just can't describe how excremental that statement is...I mean, how could anyone be so hopelessly dumb?
Person 2: **Bursts out laughing uncontrollably.**

by Flaminghorse June 18, 2019

Excellent

*taps fingertips together*

"Excellent."

by Occifer August 20, 2008

bearded excellence

The act of having an excellent or magnificent beard. Anyone who has a huge unkepmt beard despite what fashion dictates is practicing bearded excellence. This also goes for ungangly mustaches and bushy mutton chop sideburns.

Check out that hobo with the crazy bum beard; bearded excellence.

by Jeffy! May 9, 2005

Fornicate This Excrement

A SFW and undeniably humourous was of saying Fuck This Shit.

Boss: Get on with your work!

Alan: Fornicate this excrement.

by Teatard January 28, 2009

Center of Excellence

When a tech company outsources and offshores expensive jobs to a cheap 2nd or 3rd world labor location, they give that new place a lofty name, as if it's god's gift to their future success, while it generally displaces US or other western (expensive) workers.

They'll trade one a $100k/yr Java coder stateside for a half dozen Sanjeev's in the Center of Excellence in Bangalore.

The Center of Excellence contributes directly to shareholder value, i.e. executive bonuses.

The Center of Excellence is in Bangalore. That makes Austin the Center of Expensive Mediocrity.

by redshirt58 February 25, 2009

excellence

The state or condition of being excellent.

Webster's Dictionary defines "excellence" as "the state or condition of being excellent."

by MasterPrime October 10, 2005