excition

lots of excitment that can't be expressed all at once by someone.

there's some much excition at this party.

by Rachel Hancock March 2, 2005

expiration-dating

1. when a relationship that turns long-distance goes on so long that unused condoms purchased at the beginning of the relationship have expired.

2. the act of inflicting this situation upon another person, esp. a man.

“Are you still going out with Giselle?”
“I dunno man, I still love her, but she’s been expiration-dating me for so long I had to throw out a whole box of durex!”

by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013

Expiration Jockey

When you or a friend eat or drink something on it's expiration date.

Person1: Hey man you look sick as hell.

Dumbass: Yeah I just ate everything on it expiration date.

Person2: wow such an expiration jockey.

by SilverWolf1009 January 6, 2017

Excavation Day

That one day when you gather your friends at a library and run through a gulch located directly right behind it and explore. Another great way to do this, if you’re feeling frisky, name them trails and areas maybe like “Paden’s Aquaduct” or “Ninja Falls.”

Hey let’s start Excavation Day already! I want to see Boulderman Gorge again!!

by Demarchus the third October 19, 2019

post-expiration chug

when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.

Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"

Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"

Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"

*Loud Barf"

by nOmega November 24, 2009

upward tunnel excavation

anal sex

She love a good "upward tunnel excavation" if you know what i mean.

by 255thelastblackpanda July 29, 2018

emoization

The process of changing one's personality to that of a whiney bastard, oftentimes unintentionally.

Oh dear, Johnny's going through emoization. I hope this is just a phase, I'm sick of him bitching.

by Twiggi March 9, 2005