You are ewoke when you are woke on the internet. Alternative spellings are e-woke and i-woke. It can be both be used as a pronoun and as a verb. Not to be confused with ewoks.
George Lucas ewoke when he realized that ewoks aren't real but fictional bear-like creatures from Endor in Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi after reading a discussion on the subject on the internet.
by Dick Sucker 1337 June 14, 2018
Get the ewokemug. (verb) To ruin an otherwise excellent film by introducing a cheesy element which attempts to cater to the director's children. In all likelihood, however, they are probably embarrassed by it.
by levis501z March 9, 2010
Get the Ewokmug. (Verb) Using a simple method to exploit a flaw in a piece of sophisticated machinery, with the intention of disabling it.
In Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Imperial AT-ST's legs were a target of ewoking by rolled logs and tripwires.
by deporteddwarf September 5, 2009
Get the Ewokmug. A very short female of round appearance with short stumpy legs. Facial hair is NOT mandatory for this species, though a large number do tend to wear at least some growth. They are known to have great affection for Pussy Monsters. They originate from the Canary Wharf area of East London, though they have quickly spread worldwide.
by Mike Marrey August 2, 2007
Get the Ewokmug. Local Slang for "Easy Women Of Kihei" or, at least it is in Kihei Maui... seeing as towns that begin with "K" number in the hundreds throughout the state, it could just as easy apply to "Kahalui" "Kailua" "Kohala" or "Kona" just to name a few. but I always use it to describe the easy, slutty party girls found in the Kalama Village "triangle" ( a one block den of alcoholic excess, perversion and vice, located in the the town of Kihei, now mind you I have no issues with such things... but you gotta call a spade a spade, no?)
ask any local boy (or girl) about what goes on in the triangle after the sun sets, and the wholesome family tourists head back to their rooms, and the young "fresh off the jet" swinging dicks head out into the night to try their luck in picking up an EWOK, some will piss off the wrong Kamaaina or worse - a burly Kanaka or three and end up a grease spot on the lanai of one of the many bars in the triangle. Others will "get lucky" and end up plying an EWOK with enough booze, and get themselves a piece of tail.
ask any local boy (or girl) about what goes on in the triangle after the sun sets, and the wholesome family tourists head back to their rooms, and the young "fresh off the jet" swinging dicks head out into the night to try their luck in picking up an EWOK, some will piss off the wrong Kamaaina or worse - a burly Kanaka or three and end up a grease spot on the lanai of one of the many bars in the triangle. Others will "get lucky" and end up plying an EWOK with enough booze, and get themselves a piece of tail.
Mainlander: "Hey man, I think that chick over there is scoping me out"
Resident buddy: "Yeah, she is... but Brah - She's one Dirty EWOK, everyone has had a piece of that skank - if you like go there brah, you bes double bag um, and you no can bring her into my Hale... you go pound that on da beach if you go make liedat.
Resident buddy: "Yeah, she is... but Brah - She's one Dirty EWOK, everyone has had a piece of that skank - if you like go there brah, you bes double bag um, and you no can bring her into my Hale... you go pound that on da beach if you go make liedat.
by Evil Snuffalupagus July 27, 2013
Get the Ewokmug. by WhosYoSDaddy March 13, 2021
Get the Ewokmug. A euphemism used to describe people of Okinawan descent. It is due to the fact that people whether part or full Okinawan tend to be short, brown, and hairy. See also Mogwai, Okinawan
Person 1: "Look at Ikei! That Okinawan kid is so short, brown and hairy! "
Person 2: "Yeah, that's why we call him an Ewok."
Person 1: "Are you going to the Okinawan Bon Dance tonight?"
Person 2: "Yeah I'll be there with the rest of the Ewoks"
Person 2: "Yeah, that's why we call him an Ewok."
Person 1: "Are you going to the Okinawan Bon Dance tonight?"
Person 2: "Yeah I'll be there with the rest of the Ewoks"
by ThisGreen December 13, 2010
Get the Ewokmug.