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Cum Evaluator

The Cum evaluator is a member of the government ministry responsible for the collection and value of cum, the cum evaluator also holds the responsibility of maintaining the cum market.
Karen: I'm so sick of my cum evaluator giving my cum a 3 out of 10!

Sharen: dw babe ill still slurp it

Karen: sex?

Sharen: only if you want herpes?
by William Donelly May 16, 2021
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dead end evolution

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As dead end evolution queers' poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!
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Dragonball Evolution

another epic fail appearance.

major problem is: dont ever make a real movie based on a anime story. it will never work. not in 1000 years.

facts:

if youre a true fan of db, don't watch this movie, you will die.

almost no one had gone to the cinemas.(only f41l0rs)

no one will buy the dvd.

torrents are allready dead cuz it sucked so hard.

real dragonball fans want to forget that this movie was ever produced.

DB evolution is not over 9000.
a: whats the worst movie idea in 2009?

b: dragonball evolution! how much fail can the world take untill it breaks...

a: well i guess the limit is reached soon O_o
by by jun 12, 2009 June 12, 2009
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Evaculation

The act or process of going to an area when everyone is evacuating so you can loot the area.
We came out here to experience the weather. We heard about the evaculation going on but we came out here to experience the weather.
by BernardBeerman September 18, 2017
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Dragonball Evolution

A movie based off an awesome anime but was utterly destroyed by dumbshit Americans trying to make epic into a real life movie. Everyone appears to be Asian besides the main character Goku.

Goku does not have the badass hair.
Piccolo seems to look like some cheap Harry Potter Villian.
Bulma is even more of a bitch in the movie than in the anime.
Roshi some how has hair in the movie.
Chi Chi is not anything like she was in the anime, she is somehow a sexy fighting beast in the movie.

America needs to apologize to Japan, they must have felt totally offended by this pile of shit.
Derek: You hear about Dragonball Evolution?
Harleigh: Yeah, supposedly it's supposed to be as good as the Super Mario Bros Movie!
Derek: OH BOY!
by spritefan2 June 15, 2009
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Emergency anal evacuation

An intense need to vacate your bowls. IE shit.
Is usually accompanied with stomach aches.

Usually but not exclusively involves explosive diarrhea.
Dan: Dude where were you earlier?

Steve: i had some bad sushi and had to execute and emergency anal evacuation.
by Sargent Steel December 16, 2019
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Next Evolution Tacticians

"Next Level" Airsofters that are actually just mediocre. They all call themselves "Tacticians" when in actuality they play Airsoft which is a game with toy guns and involves little to no Tactical knowledge at all.

Airsoft is a game that they treat like military, but are laughed at by nearly all the other Airsoft Teams on the East Coast.

They are also toxic to the community and put themselves before others by thinking they are better than other teams and players. This is why almost every video of theirs on YT has more dislikes than likes.

An absolute joke of a team led by an ex con and his douche bearded know-it-all butt buddy
Person A: "The Next Evolution Tacticians stole there name from a team up in Maine. They can't even make THAT original"
Person B: "Facts..."
by EastCoastMilsimer August 13, 2021
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