eunice

a person with a mole on their eyebrow;
a dog

greg "my girlfriend is so cute"
justine "youre girlfriend is a eunice, duh ofcourse she's cute"

by juhstaine February 15, 2009

Eunice

The 1-3 inch mound of flesh resulting from prolonged hormone therapy in transsexual men or botched sexual reassignment surgery in transsexual women.

After CJ took testosterone for 6 months, he began to grow a eunice.

Sadly, the poorly-executed surgery left Apple with naught but a eunice.

by Dr. Quinoa December 22, 2009

eunice

Someone, often male, who exhibits weakness, femininity, spinelessness, low pain tolerance, and/or a general lack of a man card. Eunices often whine, complain, cry, and make up lame excuses for being unable to cowboy up.

Who cares if you have to work in the morning? Stop being such a Eunice and drink your shot!

You just got your ass kicked...Eunice!

by shaquelford April 27, 2007

Eunice

One weird, kimchi-eating, procrastinating, small-eyed boze

Dang! Isaac is so much better at writing than Eunice.

by BigBozeman December 12, 2018

eunice

being inside of a place compiled of walls all around you.

hey man! eunice class too!

by hi January 21, 2003

Eunice

One weird, kimchi - eating, procrastinating, small-eyed boze

Dang! Isaac is so much better than Eunice at writing.

by BigBozeman December 12, 2018

Eunice

A stinky fart that lingers

Sorry man didn’t mean to Eunice you

by Stinkyric December 20, 2017