Ethiopian Smoker

a Ethiopian Smoker is a term used to describe a fart that is so horrifyingly bad to smell the person who ushered it into existence can smell the fart in full detail comparing to the smell of a 3rd world country hence the term "Ethiopian Smoker"

"I swear to god if one more kid in this class does an Ethiopian Smoker I am leaving the class."

"hey did you hear about Johnny? he is in the hospital because he had a horrible Ethiopian Smoker."

"did you know Communist countries use Ethiopian Smokers as a form of torture?"

by African Wantiki January 23, 2017

Ethiopian Girls And Women

The most attractive african women in the world. Usually are mistaken for being african americans mixed with other races such as white and hispanics, and indians. But no, we are just ethiopian girls.Usually have straight beautiful teeth with long , long hair resembling hair of white or hawaian hair. Many are thick and many are curvy, but usually never fat...Sexy beasts...with seductive eyes....and are very educated.. and are very sweet and kindhearted....We usually like to separated ourselves from the african american culture and ideals because they dont agree with our culture at all......we have HUGE differences...and dont like to make ourselves associtated with them

Example One:
Jason:Hey did you see that girl over by the bar

Carl: Yea she's ethiopian

Jason: WHat the heck is that?

CArl: She's african

Jason: Dude i totally thought she was white mixed with black! Dude she's gorgeous!

CArl: YEa i know, i wouldnt mind tapping that all night!! thats how ethiopian girls and women are...gorgeous

by sexy mixed mami June 24, 2009

Ethiopian phonebox

1.Someone who has a mass of phone numbers but no one ever answers their calls.

2. A social loner.

3. Someone who thinks everybody likes them when nobody actually does.

Bill:"Oh god here comes Ben, he's such an Ethiopian phonebox."
Ben:"Hey"
Bill:"Oh hey",*thinks*,"i wish he would leave us alone!"

by Swedishhousegoose April 30, 2014

Ethiopia

Was once amung the wealthiest and most powerful countries in ancient times, and is now amung the poorest. Life's a bitch, huh?

Ethiopia has a rich, interesting history, but its desperate beggers scare away most tourists.

by me February 1, 2004

etio

Primary or root cause of something.

Bad loans were the etio of 2008 sub-prime crises.

Experts figured out the wrong etio of the outbreak of ethnic conflict.

He is always the etio of student quabbles on campus.

by nuworthi November 26, 2011

Ethiopia

More than 3 thousand years of history, that have its own calendar, is 13 months of sunshine. Have it's own writing language, have more than 80 different ethnic groups that have their own language,the origin of coffee. The first Christianity country. Origin of the first holy Bible, origin or the book of enok. Origin of the arc of the covenant, origin of the half original ➕ cross. Never been colonized.

What day is it in ethiopia
Its 15/03/2014

by Taytu November 23, 2021

releasing the Ethiopians

Taking a crap. Usually of a large magnitude, where the toilet will probably clog. This may take 10, 20, possibly 30 minutes.

Dude, I just released the Ethiopians in my girlfriend's bathroom, now its clogged.

Need to go release some Ethiopians, shouldn't take too long.

Ocupado, releasing the Ethiopians in here.

by admiralawesome12 June 15, 2010