eastchester

eastchester is a town full of fricken guidos. everyone wears either american eagle, hollister, abercrombie, and all of those other gay "preppy" clothes. about 99% of the town is fricken italian. i'm the only puerto rican in this whole town! the italians in this town who think that they are on top of it all drive mercedes and fricken escalades. there is nothing to do in this town and all the kids are the same. white, italian, guido, or prep. that is all of the classes of eastchester. and the kids who try to be ghetto, drive around their parents' benz and blast loud rap music like they are from the ghetto. please, they are all a bunch of italian rich kids. they dont know rap. i hope aliens take over this god damn town, because i cant take it nomore

ITALIAN 1: hey friend, after school, do you want to like go to like american eagle and spend like $200 of our parents' money?
ITALIAN 2: sure, like that will like be great. then afterwards, we can go to starbucks and spend like $7 on like a cup of coffee. my mom can give us a ride in her shiny escalade.
ITALIAN 1: sounds like fun!!! man, Eastchester is so great. i'm going to have to tell my dad to exchange his mercedes truck to get a new escalade so i can be just like you

by eldiablo2792 June 20, 2006

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by asdfghjkla January 19, 2009

Eastchester

Good definition:Eastchester is a town in Westchester,NY.It gets hate bc its mainly upper middle class but many of the kids there act hard.There is more hate on ec from the kids there then from kids who dont live there. a good amount of the kids who hate ec seem to be part of the reason for the hate on it.Many of these kids act hard af but their dads drive bmw,cadillacs.Some of these kids come from the Bronx but they come from the one or two upper middle class sections of the BX (Riverdale, parts in country club, etc) which are parts of these places that are like the same as ec (wealth wise)Many of these kids complain about bs there and people being fake but this is a criticism of themseleves or the people they call friends .Its sad because it makes all the kids in ec look like fucks.most of the kids are pretty rich but there are also some kids who arent wealthy and do live in the smaller houses and few apartments of Eastchester.These kids arent as wealthy and they are from working to middle class families(I was one of them). These include kids who came from places like the Bronx,Y-O, Mount Vernon (etc), even kids just from ec or Tuckahoe they lived in small houses/apartments(again not bs I'm one of them)ironic as shit tho how these kids dont act as hard and dont bitch about their lives as much as the richer kids.lol.there is no hood in ec but not everyone there is rich and thinks that everything should be given to them. EC is a pretty nice place truthfully

Eastchester kid 1: I'm so fuckin pissed I didn't get a fucking Cadillac for my 16th bday. Wouldn't you be??

Eastchester kid 2: tf?! I'm probably not even gonna get a new car until I can pay for one myself.

Ec kid 1: what are you saying we live in ec don't you have a mansion?

Ec kid 2: Iight bruhh fuckofff

by moconahhh June 9, 2013

Eastchester

Eastchester is a Small town located in Westchester NY. The sound licks ass. Theirs never anything to do at all. Besides drive around in a car, getting harassed by cops at dunkin donuts, shop and stop, exxon, Lord and Taylors Etc. Everyone in Eastchester thinks they are cool. No one really has a life. And no one really leaves Eastchester. Everyone thinks they are black. And everyone in some way is Italian. The school sucks ass. The people are spoiled. They drive their mothers mercedes. They wear flaming clothes. Get a haircut like 5 times a week and shave their legs. Umm im bored. and im gonna go eat dinner. bye

EX. Boring ass town with posers who drive their parents expensive cars. Being spoiled thinking your black and being italian.

by POOPE June 20, 2005

eastchester

Eastchester=Grimy, boring-A$$ town full of posers, guidos, sluts, potheads, alcoholics and various other useless types of people. The majority of eastchester are the guidos. They are dumb guys that have the delusion that they are either black and/or part of the Italian mob. They wax their eyebrows, go tanning, and drive cars that people from the ghetto could never afford. Then you have the punks. They go to shows almost every weekend and when they're not at a show, they're usually doing drugs and/or drinking. Another group that tends to be close to the punks are the skaters. They are basically the same as punks except instead of shows, their passion is skateboarding. 90% of the guys in eastchester treat girls like shit, yet the girls put up with it. However, there are some smart girls that migrate from eastchester to yonkers or tuckahoe or crestwood. Most of these girls are backstabbing bitches and u can trust none of them. Everyone in eastchester over the age of 13 either drinks or smokes SOMETHING, and most people do a nice combination of the 2!!!

Guido: Yo, afta we smoke, im gonna call ma bitch and tap her, and den get ma eyebrows done.

Punk: Yo braaah, lets go to a show man! My girlfriends bringing whiskey!!

Skater: Wanna skate? or smoke trees? or do some shots? huh? girlfriend? FUCK HER!!!

by my favorite spot is behind anne hutch... July 1, 2005

eastchester

a gangsta town run by an overweight loser with backne amongst many other problems. he mumbles and has been quoted saying that he is in fact the best at everything. he has many nicknames, mostly "THE GLOCK". he has never touched a female and probably never will. he is loved by few and hated by many. he sleeps all day and drinks all night. fuck you glock!!

yo, im the glock and i run this fucken town of eastchester. now back the fuck up bitch!

by ivanna humpaglock December 28, 2005

Eastchester

a bunch of pussys that think they are hard

woodlawn stillwell nd eastchester are all pussy

by the hood September 17, 2005