Esports Ready. A term used in the gaming community. It means that a game is optimized and ready for online or offline competitive play on a grand stage. Often used in a derogatory sense or ironically, to dictate to others that a game is poorly optimized and not ready for release, much less competitive play.
Classic: This game is AMAZING! We "Esports Ready" out here.
New: Did you see my pirate ship fly into outer space once it was hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.
New: Did you see my pirate ship fly into outer space once it was hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.
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Get the Rulz esports mug.One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.
a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.
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Get the Rulz esports mug.Take two Nintendo™ switch pro controllers, and two players. one controller up the ass and one up the urethra (can ALSO be up their ass if male), take another controller and play a game of smash bros (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice.) (Players can raise the stakes by having the commentators give them footjobs.) Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
Ex. “Man, that guy pissed me off, so me and my gay best friend gave him the Mongolian esports finalist.” “Naturally, we won.”
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"Hey did you see Daze Esports win against CMC League 3-0 in Garfield Kart?"
"Yeah that match was insane. I loved the part when saucybeanzz19 said its dazein time! and dazed CMC"
"Yeah that match was insane. I loved the part when saucybeanzz19 said its dazein time! and dazed CMC"
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