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Abbrev. for "Engineers Rule The World"
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
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Erotica

I’m going to stand in the hallway as you get back from work, only half dressed, but all the things I know you want to see just out of reach. I’ll smirk at the shock on your face, and relish the pause before you go ballistic.

I’ll step back as you rush towards me, pulling you away from the front door until we’re almost in my bedroom.

Then I’ll push you up against the wall, trapping your horny ass up to the frame.
I’ll tempt you, letting the last button of the shirt fall loose while you ache to finger my pussy.

But I won’t let you, not yet. I’ll slip off your blazer and whisper in your ear, glancing down to the wet patch forming on your skirt. I’ll slip it off, throwing it to the kitchen and admiring your lacy panties.
I’ll kiss you passionately, already feeling your moans on my tongue. You try and push your hand in between my legs, but I move it between your own.

You moan harder.

I lift your trembling body onto my bed, and with a squeeze of your hard and throbbing breasts, finally allow your fingers to slip to my pussy.
I fucking love erotica
by LolGetMeHelp December 25, 2022
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Erotic Story

I walked over to my boyfriend and sat on his lap,
"Hi"
We both knew what was going to happen as I started to grind hard on his dick, I kissed him as he let out a small gentle moan. I could feel his boner pressing up against my pussy. His hand trailed up my skirt and slid inside my panties, I let out a little gasp. He shoved two fingers inside my wet, tight little pussy and fingered me hard.

"Harder" I whispered
He did so
I undid his pant buckle and freed his 9" cock.
"Suck baby"
I slide him in my mouth, sucking hard, down and up, down and up until he says
"Get on baby"
He lifts up my skirt and takes off my panties and I slide onto him, consuming his cock.
I moan louder and louder as I ride his dick faster and harder.
"Harder baby"
And I cum, long and hard....
"Dude I read this amazing erotic story!"
by DatGayPerson July 9, 2020
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Romo-erotoasphyxiation

People who feel extreme pleasure when Tony Romo chokes and the Cowboys lose.
Come December and January, Romo-erotoasphyxiation always shuts up the Dallas Cowboys fans and the rest of the NFL fans naturally smile.
by Jeff_G February 10, 2010
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erotic asphixiation

stopping the breathing of your partner for a short time during sex to highten sexual satisfaction....
why are you strangling me? - its erotic asphixiation baby...
by kirsty sucknut September 28, 2006
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Erotica

Sexually arousing literature; here's some below written by myself for Wattpad a year ago

First, I’m going to tease you. I’m going to taunt you as I see fit, making you thirst for my naked body more and more with every passing second. I’m going to smile like the naughty coquette I am, lick my lips, and look into your eyes in a way that screams, “Fuck me! Now!”

But I’m going to make you wait.

I’m going to let you get rock hard as you stare at me, imagining all the things you want to do to me in bed. I’m going to let you fantasize about tearing off my clothes and nibbling on my flesh and licking my nipples and fondling my breasts and fucking me in all your favorite positions.

But I’m going to make you wonder, just a little, whether or not you’ll actually get laid.

Only once you’ve reached the pinnacle of horniness, I’m going to grab your crotch and massage your cock through your pants. Then I’m going to slip my hand behind your waistline and jerk you off before whispering, “Take me to bed.” With one fluid swoop of my arms, then, I’m going to strip off my dress, revealing the fact that I’m not wearing panties.

But I’m not going to help you undress.

As you clamber about, trying to kick off your trousers and unbutton your shirt, I’m going to stand there, fingering myself, and let you gawk at my curves, aching to smack my ass and finger my pussy and bury your face in my perfect tits. Then I’m going to push you onto the bed, forcing you to recline.
I wonder how many guys have jerked off to my erotica so far
by I'm A Fucking Unicorn October 10, 2016
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EgoTwitter

its a game of words meaning aEgotripper exhibing every deed he does on Twitter.
Exhibisionist relating every single detail of their oh so exciting life.
people posting the most irrelevant storys and lies to make themselves more imortant than they actually are.
Twitter is only for EgoTwitters.
by Almost Perfect October 25, 2009
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