Slutsky Equation

A promiscuous woman

"I heard that chick in our economics lecture is a total Slutsky Equation!"

by Fuzzy C8nt March 12, 2009

Neverending math Equation

n.
1. The meaning of life and existance.
2. The method by which the Universe functions.
3. A Math equation that never even ever really even is
ending.

the neverending math equation is an equation
". . . that never even ever really even is ending
Infinity spirals out creation
We're on the tip of its tongue, and it is saying
We aint sure where you stand
You aint machines and you aint land
And the plants and the animals, they are land
And the plants and the animals eat each other"

by obie March 27, 2006

equation boy

someone who wears a respectable suit but listens to RnB music. he also works a 52 hour day in morrisons.which means that his day is 2 and 3 quarters longer than yours! hes a mathematician you see. he can work stuff out real good!

hohoho.the windspeed is 10000 kmp.
o dear. this pint does not have anough beer in it.
o no....i just spilt mustard on my suit...
o dear. o no.

by bob dylan May 6, 2005

cougar equation

a means in which to determine a true cougar. one must take her age, divide by two, add seven.

to be a "true cougar" a forty year-old woman would have to date a male 27 years old (or younger). by doing the cougar equation we take her age (40), divide by two (20, and add seven (27).

by awesome laurel April 15, 2008

weapon of mass eruption

Abbreviated WME;
1. A volcano, specifically the Eyjafjallajokull volcano in Iceland.
2. Jessica Simpson

Dude 1: "Dude, did you like read about the Eyjafjallajokull volcano that erupted in Iceland?"
Dude 2: D-oh! Huh?
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Dude, are you like calling me names and stuff?"
Dude 1: "No dude. It's like a totally massive, totally rad, and like totally awesome weapon of mass eruption in Iceland"
Dude 2: "Volcano? Weapon of mass eruption? Iceland? Dude! Like my head totally hurts"
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Well, Eyjafjallajokull you too dude!"

That Jessica Simpson is sexual napalm you know. She's a real life weapon of mass eruption!

by Das Wunderkind April 16, 2010

Textual Eruption

a loosely based pun on snoop's song, "sexual eruption"
when the person you're texting wont stfu

aaron: dude i got a new quad today!!

mike: sweet.. (secretly envious)

aaron (3 hours later): .. and if the rear differential locks up then you can just ... (etc)

mike: cool..

aaron (6 hours later): ... and the handlebars are made of stainless steel with real leather and.. (etc)

mike: you having fun with your textual eruption?

..and so on.

by syntheno May 11, 2010

Calley Equation

An expression for determining if one is in a gay bar. Take the number of men wearing assless chaps, divide that number by two and if the result is anything other than 0, you are in a gay bar.

Hey Sparky, do you think we are in a gay bar?
Why yes Chuckles, there is one man wearing assless chaps and 1/2 is 0.5 and that is not zero, so by the calley equation we are in a gay bar.

by lilurb July 8, 2009