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cougar equation

a means in which to determine a true cougar. one must take her age, divide by two, add seven.
to be a "true cougar" a forty year-old woman would have to date a male 27 years old (or younger). by doing the cougar equation we take her age (40), divide by two (20, and add seven (27).
by awesome laurel April 15, 2008
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Calley Equation

An expression for determining if one is in a gay bar. Take the number of men wearing assless chaps, divide that number by two and if the result is anything other than 0, you are in a gay bar.
Hey Sparky, do you think we are in a gay bar?
Why yes Chuckles, there is one man wearing assless chaps and 1/2 is 0.5 and that is not zero, so by the calley equation we are in a gay bar.
by lilurb July 8, 2009
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Nadair Equation

An equation used in Qualculus to express an idea of how to process and represent data.
This Nadair equation shows how the accounts may be processed for renewal.
by Robert A. August 12, 2004
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equatorial guinea

a little rectangle of land in africa plus an island off the coast. a former spanish colony, it is currently known for an extremely unstable faux democracy. it has perhaps the most unfree press in the world, with newspapers banded.
by Ben E. Hama January 31, 2007
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Nadair Equation

An equation found is the field of Qualculus.
The Nadair equation has two main parts, the data structure matrix and the influences on the data structure matrix.
<pre>
n |
< >
K(J) >=> | A|
< >
---------------
Where J is a method
and A is a data Structure
</pre>
by Charles Quinton November 23, 2003
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Feldman Equation

A complex formula for determining the optimum level of window-opening required in an office.

x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY

x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener

As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.
Newton: That's what I hate most about Felders. Opening windows willy-nilly.

Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.
by Unnatural England June 29, 2009
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Snyder Equation

The very complicated math equation men use to find out how hot a girl is compared to others. This is a helpful tool for finding the hotness of celebrities and also girls at school, work ,etc. this equation does not account for personality JUST LOOKS!
Snyder Equation= xy* 654q=jane is a 7 out of ten
by redman85 April 1, 2011
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