envelope licker

Homosexual female, lesbian.

Don't bother with her man.
Why not?
She's an envelope licker.
Eh?
She licks the flaps!

by pab September 20, 2004

golden envelope

When one urinates into another's buttcrack

Hey slut spread your cheeks, I'm about to deliver a golden envelope.

by lotymike July 9, 2009

Dirty envelope

The dirty envelope is when you're going down on a girl and you use your tongue to go between the anus and vagina...repetitively

We were sixty-nineing, and I decided to give her the dirty envelope.

by D reazy December 18, 2016

envelopean

Envelopean : is a woman named Michelle that thinks Tik Tok is educational.

“Hey Michelle, do you know how to build a spaceship?” “ I sure do I’m an Envelopean” . I just watched a TikTok video on it last week!”

by Herbert Oscar December 21, 2022

envelope

An ancient device to keep paper internets safe when transferring information at 3 to 5 bits per hour across the Earth.

Steve: I need to send this piece of internets to my friend Unka Mika in Cameroon ASAP! What do I do?
Linda: I have some envelopes in my floor safe with other antiquities. I'll sell you one for 50 bucks.

by TheDarkFlower June 23, 2009

Seal the Envelope

When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.

Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.

by Andrew Schwartz October 1, 2003

envelope

A sexual technique where the penis is licked from one end to the other, along the side, with rapid tongue movement similar to licking an envelope.

Similar to corn on the cob, but the lips are not pressed to the penis.

Before she blew me last night, she did the harmonica, the ice cream cone, and the envelope on my cock

by bjmike November 7, 2010