(verb) To get rid of a disappointing blind date after you realize she's ugly, fat, a total bitch, or your cousin.
Drew: "Well that brings us to the end of round three, so unfortunately I'm going to have to make a REALLY tough decision. I'm gonna have to elimidate....you, Sally. I'm sorry."
Sally: "What? We're not even on the TV show! You asshole! This is a blind date!"
Drew: "Please, don't make it any harder on yourself. Just go."
Sally: "Well I never! Why me."
Drew: (grabs her stomach fat) *jiggle jiggle jiggle!* "Frankly bitch, you could stand to lose a couple of pounds. Later, skank. I'm gonna go score a half-price lapdance off of that stripper."
Sally: "What? We're not even on the TV show! You asshole! This is a blind date!"
Drew: "Please, don't make it any harder on yourself. Just go."
Sally: "Well I never! Why me."
Drew: (grabs her stomach fat) *jiggle jiggle jiggle!* "Frankly bitch, you could stand to lose a couple of pounds. Later, skank. I'm gonna go score a half-price lapdance off of that stripper."
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Get the elemino mug.The signature cocktail of the infamous Kelsey's bar, Leamington Spa. It's full name is 'the redbull eliminator' although due to cutbacks, it no longer contains the well known (expensive?) energy drink redbull.
It is currently only available in 4 pint pitchers at about £9.50, and easily recognisable by it's eerie, unnatural green colour. It might be translucent or opaque depending on the skill of the bar staff on duty and availability of the ingredients at the ungodly hour you decide to order one.
Ingredients:
4-6 shots (straight from the top shelf, mainly shitty cheap-yet-strong vodka)
2-3 cans of 'kick' (or whatever cheap energy drink happens to be available)
A pint of wine (actually it was lambrini, until an even cheaper alternative called lambrusco or something was found... guess the recession's Kelsey's pretty hard)
Topped up to the 4pint mark with fruit juice (mainly nasty orange juice straight from the costcutters round the corner)
Basically the ideal drink if you're stuck in Kelsey's during the early hours, wondering where the night/your life went wrong, when suddenly the idea hits you: 'I wonder if I can get absolutely fucked off my face for around a tenner?'
That said, it does actually taste pretty good.
Bon appetit!
It is currently only available in 4 pint pitchers at about £9.50, and easily recognisable by it's eerie, unnatural green colour. It might be translucent or opaque depending on the skill of the bar staff on duty and availability of the ingredients at the ungodly hour you decide to order one.
Ingredients:
4-6 shots (straight from the top shelf, mainly shitty cheap-yet-strong vodka)
2-3 cans of 'kick' (or whatever cheap energy drink happens to be available)
A pint of wine (actually it was lambrini, until an even cheaper alternative called lambrusco or something was found... guess the recession's Kelsey's pretty hard)
Topped up to the 4pint mark with fruit juice (mainly nasty orange juice straight from the costcutters round the corner)
Basically the ideal drink if you're stuck in Kelsey's during the early hours, wondering where the night/your life went wrong, when suddenly the idea hits you: 'I wonder if I can get absolutely fucked off my face for around a tenner?'
That said, it does actually taste pretty good.
Bon appetit!
A: Fancy getting trashed with me tonight?
B: Yeah, go on then
A: Shall we split a jug of eliminator?
B: *sigh* go on then...
**about 3pm the next day**
B: Yeah mate, I just chundered, everywhere!
A: Eliminator was a bad choice!
B: Yeah, go on then
A: Shall we split a jug of eliminator?
B: *sigh* go on then...
**about 3pm the next day**
B: Yeah mate, I just chundered, everywhere!
A: Eliminator was a bad choice!
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