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Hop on Elden Ring

A term used by dark souls players to signal that they will be jerking off to gay porn.
"Hey Jimothy, I'm gonna hop on Elden Ring later, will you?"
by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022
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Elden Ring

Elden ring is bad game
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Elden Ring

A 2022 action role-playing game developed by FromSoftware and published by Bandai Namco. The game has been appraised and criticized for its immense difficulty especially towards people new to the SoulsBorne genre. The game has been compared to it’s predecessor the DARK SOULS trilogy.
1 - “Hey dude. Have you played Elden Ring yet?
2 - “Yeah. I’m still stuck on the first boss. The game is really hard.”
by Kevlar Vest August 8, 2022
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Elden Ring

The fallen leaves tell a story....
The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between. Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was first to perish. Soon, Marika’s offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering. A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.

Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands.

The ever-brilliant Goldmask.

Fia, the Deathbed Companion.

The loathsome Dung Eater.

And Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing.

.....And one other. Whom grace would again bless.

A Tarnished of no renown. Cross the fog, to the Lands Between. to stand before the Elden Ring. And become the Elden Lord.
New gesture The Ring.

Who is that one red haired girl with a gold sword and arm from that one game?
Elden ring ptsd intensifies
by MelloTyPe May 31, 2024
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Elden Ring

When a guy cums in another guys mouth and then he spits it into the ejaculators ass and proceeds to slide his dick in. This formation of cum on his dick is known as an Elden Ring.
Bro, I got a sick Elden Ring last night. It was lit.
by Brauztin June 20, 2024
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Elden

Exp: nothing eldens are just dumb
by r a n b o o b December 23, 2021
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Elden Rung

When someone comes into your game of Elden Ring and smears you like when you step in dog shit - and you're the shit that got stepped in!😂

It can also refer to someone camping in your game for XP and you snipe them out while they are offline!🤣
"Holy crap dude. He was camping in my game and I sniped his head with this bow! LMFAO he just got Elden Rung."

"I went into this dude's world and he Elden Rung my ass with an OP Ice/bleed combo!"
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022
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