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elastic heart

The ability to bounce back from hurt such as heartbreak. It's mentioned in "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" for young love when Tom hurts Becky Thatcher.
I'm broken-hearted but I have an elastic heartI'll be okay.
by Bek3000 January 11, 2016
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eastmond

Hey you look like an Eastmond
by Faghot the faggot January 28, 2017
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Mexican Easter Egg

A rolled up filthy diaper found in any public space other than a trash can.
I went to the grocery store and almost stepped on a Mexican Easter egg that someone threw in the parking lot.
by meltron2d2 November 15, 2011
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East Chapel Hill High School

An incredibly competitive public high school that is supposed to be very good but has many problems underneath the façade of high quality education and great test scores. Populated by Nike-covered preps, Chaco-wearing hippie wannabe's, and Ugg-sporting white girls, East is ruled with an iron fist (except when multiple fights break out in the same week and students overdose in school bathrooms). You’re lucky if you find a bathroom not covered in flies breeding off of dirty toilet water, and even luckier if there are still paper towels; meanwhile, the stall graffiti describing the school as a ‘hell hole’ is very accurate. Don't worry, though -- the drugs are plentiful and supposedly high end.
It is looked down on to not take AP classes and SAT scores determine your self-worth. There are some amazing teachers, but also some terrible teachers who should have lost their jobs before they even got hired but unfortunately have survived to ruin students’ enjoyment of subjects as well as their test scores. There are clear social groups separating Honors and AP students from others.

If you enjoy watching teenagers drive luxury cars bought for them by their parents, set up a picnic blanket at the entrance to the parking lot before and after school. Spots are $5 each and the proceeds will go towards replacing broken water fountains and financing the restoration of terrible athletic fields. A new pimped-out golf cart is also needed for the security guard to keep up the school’s image.
"You go to East Chapel Hill High School? Can I come over later and smoke a joint while we study BC Calc and then you can drive me home in your brand new BMW? Thanks, bro."
by whatevenisawildcat June 23, 2015
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elastic save

When one tucks his penis in between his stomach and the elastic waistband of his boxers or whitey tighties in order conceal his hard-on.
Jason and I had to employ the elastic save when that hot bitch got naked.
by Erik & Kyle September 11, 2007
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east syracuse minoa

A town in New York that consists of fuck boy's and hoe's and is known for its cheap weed and hairy women.
Would you like to go to east Syracuse Minoa to buy over priced weed?
by Johnny catch these hands September 22, 2017
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East Nicolaus High

A school in the middle of nowhere populated by Mexicans, rednecks, and potheads. The only thing as common as vaping at this school is unexpected pregnancies.
My kid has a nicotine addiction because I sent him to East Nicolaus High.
by Ç—DÖG September 11, 2019
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