emo elastic

An rubber elastic used to create the feeling of cutting, except it doesn't do any damage.

That's an awesome emo elastic, you gonna use that?

by BritishChick2362 November 2, 2006

elastic girl

When the pussy is so stretchy that her pussy lips can be used as a car cover during raining days and can also be used as shelter for a snow storm during trip to the Himalayas

Person 1: You brought your camping tent for the expedition

Person 2: No, I have my Elastic Girl with me.

by 7akeshi September 10, 2018

Elasticity Theory

The theory that the Vagina being predominantly tight due to muscles will go slack and loose on Celebate women as a result of not being put to use during sexual intercourse while promiscuous women will have a tighter vagina due to the muscle having a regular work out and snapping back tight by the next morning

I fucked 2 girls last week that proved Elasticity Theory the tramp of the two was plenty tight but her prudish friend that has held out for the last 2 years was like fuckin a jar of mayo

by All Knowing Asshole February 26, 2017

ELASTIGIRL

Lead female in the incredibles who can stretch/bend herself into a whole manner of compromising positions. If cartoons were real, she'd be a great fuck. Sadly, her voice is extremely irritating.

Man, I had a dream i fucked elastigirl last night - it was hot, but i had to gag her coz she has such an annoying voice

by pat bateman April 3, 2005

elasturbate

the act of masturbate in order to try and stretch out your cock to make it bigger

Damn! I need to elasturbate

by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

elastica

Early riders of britpop during the mid 90s. Band's was comprised of the lead singer Justine Frischmann, Donna Matthews, Annie Holland and Justine Welch.

Noteable songs were: Connection, Blue, 2:1

Band had two CD releases in north america, self titled and Menace

After loosing core members and picking up others along the way the band was decidedly broken up by Justine in 2002

Damm Justines new band elastica kicks blur

by cron June 22, 2003

have him on elastic

Keeping close watch over your significant other at all times, even to the point of requesting regular check-ins!

Girl, I ain't taking no chances with my man and those rump shaking sistas at the Club. I "have him on elastic", and you can believe that!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 4, 2021