eisley

an overrated Texas band comprised of four siblings and a "friend" run by domineering stage parents. They sing about asinine concepts that most people cannot relate to and steal most of their "dreamy" quality from bands such as Radiohead, Sparklehorse, and Midlake. A prime example of image over content.

14 year old girl: Whoa like did you hear "Room Noises" yet? They sing about like trolleys and magic!!!

Male Hipster who wants to fuck little girls: Um...yeah...the music.

Normal Music lover with taste: *vomits*

by lord voldemort April 23, 2005

eisley

retarted band from who cares where

eisley sucks and should never play again

by obobobob May 13, 2005

eisler

A dysfunctional yet functional family filled with wacky wacks.

Yo have you see Jesse's family? They're such eislers.

by Dami-0 March 19, 2019

Eselevened

The process of being stuck in some way to a room entilted S11.

Did you hear Mike was Eselevened today , man he sucks.

by LamerGamer February 10, 2004

eishleeanny

a beautiful , smart , and generous she is a fast runner and has big dreams and is very athletic

omg is that eishleeanny

by eishleeanny January 20, 2018

eselephus

means: shaven legs, fresh sheets = the best feeling in the world

name of band - eselephus - they aim to make music that gives everyone that good good feeling.

~what’s your favourite feeling?

:you know when you shave your legs and have clean sheets and it feel so good!?

~don’t you mean ESELEPHUS, cos that’s just the BEST feeling , also the name of my favourite band so , ugh what a good word ;)

by cheesetoasties69 October 16, 2018

eselephus

eselephus= shaven legs, fresh sheets = the best feeling in the world

ALSO the name of a sexy band

*whats your favourite feeling?*

- you know when you have freshly shaven legs and clean sheets??!-

*dont you mean Eselephus? cos i love that feeling! also it’s the name of my favourite band sooooo,,,*

by cheesetoasties69 October 16, 2018