eggman

lyric in the beatles song i am the walrus.
inspired by a story john lennon heard about the animals frontman eric burdon. apparently while "entertaining" young ladies back stage mr burdon would crack an egg on the women's stomach as he finished, thus earning him the nickname the eggman.

eric cracked an egg on that whore's stomach as he finshed off, therefor he is an eggman.

by jonbg April 30, 2005

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eggman

Anyone who uses eggs in urban aggression. Based on the song "Eggman" by Beastie Boys.

"WE, ALL, DRESSED IN BLACK,
WE BEGAN, TO ATTACK
THE EXTRA CRACK ON HAZE'S BACK"

- "Eggman", Beastie Boys

by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011

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eggsargate

Egg Sar Gate.

To push an egg in a desired bodily orifice and then proceed to fuck it until it cracks. I don't know why, but this is Eggsargating.

"Dude, I tried eggsargating last night and it made the hugest mess ever! I think I gave her salmonella!"
"What the hell is eggsargate?"

by Jamie+Alan May 9, 2006

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eggslax

The sudden, involuntary, rapid emptying of one's bowels after eating too many eggs.

<egg eater> I'm about to bingo stamp my underwear in a very big way if I don't find a restroom.
<meat eater> Was it something you ate?
<grain eater> He's got a bad case of eggslax!

by Mark Shackelford May 31, 2007

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eggmano

The worst fucking people in the world. Will vomit all over themselves, vape in your house, and leave the party at 9:45 all together, even though they act like they're not. Think they're cool because they drink, when in reality they can't even hold their own shit together.

Kaitlyn: "Did you see those fucking eggmano kids again?"
Brenna: "Sadly, I can't wait for them to fall apart and have no real friends to fall back on."
Dave: "Eggmano=Stupid."

by RayRomano222 April 18, 2018

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