Fat fuckin eggroll

A person who is a little overweight but most importantly is being a cunt

You suck
Fuck you you fat fuckin eggroll

by Devin the pedophile May 2, 2017

Mississippi Eggroll

The act of 2 people wrapping themselves in a blanquet and cutting a hole where the penis and vagina would be and fucking.(not recomended for people over 48) may cause dehydration, Heat stroke, rashes, and a minor fever

Me and this girl did a Mississippi Eggroll and we both passed out

by mmbowie October 22, 2011

EGGROLL!!!

1) the food of chinese origin consisting of many different food stuffs wrapped in a thin,bread shelling that has been deep-fryed
2) the act of rolling eggs
3) the act of putting eggs into rolls
4) a usual form of Ninja Verbal Assualt

dese eggrolls be tasty, dawg
aw, yee...

by KurDt January 26, 2005

Eggroll

A form of catcalling that discreetly disguises the words "Hey gurl" into the word "Eggroll!!!" Most of the time girls don't get it and almost every time they smile, so it's a good way to get the self esteem up.

Eric totally saw this mondo babe walk by from our porch and he goes, "Eggroll!!!!". The girl didn't really understand, but she smiled.

by JC aka OchoCinco July 8, 2009

Flaming Eggroll

The flaming eggroll is like the pink sock, however, the recipient needs to have hemi's so that the rectum is experiencing a burning sensation. The prolapsed rectum looks just like the pink sock, however has a flame red tint due to the itching and burning hemi's. The hemi's may also resemble any food matter that may be extruded from an overcooked eggroll. AKA...The Flaming Eggroll.

Dude, your slutty pregnant wife had a flaming eggroll after I cornholed her turd cutter last night.

by The BBBP's July 1, 2008

Mexican Eggroll

When you take a tortilla, lather salsa on it, then beat your dick with it like it owes you money.

Extremely eager for some action, Bobby performed a Mexican Eggroll at the dinner table because he hadn't had sex with his girlfriend in months.

by HerbinAteAvore November 30, 2013

buttered eggrolls

When someone makes you happy. you, being the eggroll, are good on your own, but when someone butters you, you become better. Or when something/one is very pleasant to be around, they are like buttered eggrolls.

Mark, Emily talks about you like buttered eggrolls.

by canigetauhhhhhhhhanimetiddie December 23, 2017