nine to five ham and egger

a non-stand out, common person. Derived from the job hours of a typical office drone often enjoys a pedestrian ham and egg breakfast at Denny's.

Hells yeah that's my mansion. What do you think I am some kind of nine to five ham and egger?

by Punch Dancing Out My Rage May 29, 2009

Dead Egger

A person, typically female, who consciously decides to not have children, who as they grow closer to middle age becomes increasingly bitter, angry and misanthropic towards all signs of affection, especially public displays. Absolutely hates children, hates marriage and hates people in loving happy relationships. Not all Wine Aunts will become Dead Eggers but all Dead Eggers were once Wine Aunts.

"Hey, my girl and I were out and she started kissing me and then this Dead Egger started tripping. Started yelling at us about making out in public. Crazy motherfucking Dead Eggers, man"

by HeavyHebrew December 20, 2019

ham and egger

An amateur. Primarily and athlete, posing as a professional, but not quite up to that caliber. It's a slurred, "code" name for Amateur. Hence: Am - A - Teur = Ham -And - Egger.

1940's Ringside Announcer: "This guy's just a hamneggr (ham and egger)."

by Kent james March 2, 2010

Ham-and-egger

A real basic bitch. One with not much going for them.

Man, Bianca from the gym is a real ham-and-egger...

by J-douggy July 23, 2016

ham and egger

An agricultural term used to describe a livestock facility in which pigs (porcus fattae) and chickens (poultus eggae) are raised in close quarters, often resulting in symbiosis between the two animal species.

"much to his consternation, farmer boggs awoke at the crack of dawn for the fifth consecutive morning to a cacophone of cocks' crows and fevered oinking."

by valid id twin November 9, 2003

Two-egger

A person who always follows the rules. They would never use three eggs in a two egg recipe. Even if three eggs would make a better batter.

Val would never pass that slow ass car on this curve. She's such a two-egger.

by Dangerdog Wolftoucher December 31, 2020

Easter Egger

A derogatory term for a man with a small dick

Joba: Man,,you’re such an easter egger
Galactic: How would you know?
Joba: Dunno, just guessing.
Jotaro: yare yare...you both are stupid

by Doppy the parappa kinnie 😰 April 4, 2021