eggnog fart

An eggnog fart is a fart so rich and fragrant that it’s reminiscent of the Christmas food and beverages you have been consuming in excess. Can precede or follow the traditional Yule toilet log. which is another by-product of Christmas indulgence.

We were opening presents when my grandpa ripped off a big ol eggnog fart and cleared the entire room! He even put the dog to shame!

by Zozothecat December 24, 2019

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Eggnog Orang Stede

A highly intelligent cat that hustles other cats with catnip for cash. She often uses her claws as a shield and to also scare off her enemies.

Example 1:

Do not disrespect Eggnog Orang Stede!
She’s got that name for a reason!

Example 2:

Roxy: These cats are cookin! goddd they're swingin!

Leia: Tell them Eggnog Orang Stede is in town, they'll calm down.

by Chunky bottoms August 24, 2022

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Sensual Eggnog

when a man puts cinnamon in his pee hole and cums in a girls mouth to create sensual eggnog

“wanna taste my sensual eggnog?”

by suck my wee wee December 11, 2020

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Eggnogling

To ogle or Eye fuck a stranger during the Christmas season.

I can't stop eggnogling that chick over there in the Christmas sweater.

by Heavysemi November 4, 2013

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eggnog handshake

When you beat yourself off before a buisness meeting during the holidays and then cum on your hand only to shake your bosses hand soon after

I jerked off a quickie before my boss called for a meeting so he could talk about holiday hours not knowing i came all over my hand i cave my boss an eggnog handshake

by Kancerkings November 16, 2016

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