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Egyptian Mud Shower

Different to the standard Mud Shower, this is when a woman inserts milk into their anus and sprays it on one or more people at a distance. Etymology is from the historical reference of Cleopatra bathing in raw milk.
That party last night was awesome! Your sister gave me a massive Egyptian Mud Shower.
by JoeStentorian November 6, 2022
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Egyptian Sand Cat

Another name for the Anus. This is for folks that cannot pronounce sphincter correctly and say Sphinx.
Yeah, that burrito I had last night almost made my Egyptian Sand Cat miss the litter box.
by swiguy2112 April 29, 2023
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real egyptian silk

silk that had been touched by Murdoc Niccals
“what type of silk is that?” “real egyptian silk.”
by physically_okay March 16, 2021
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egyptian rat screw

1. a card game
2. a good way to break your hand
sandwich!
CRASH
OH SH!T MY METATARSALS! but I got two jacks!
by maxzilla June 22, 2003
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egyptian pyramid

Like an Eiffel Tower, the sexual act where a woman is receiving doggystyle while giving oral. However, her hands are also used to jerk off one guy to her left and one to her right. When all four guys give a high five they create the shape of an Egyptian Pyramid.
We were giving Robert's mom the Eiffel Tower, but when she saw Joe and Steve walk in she demanded an Egyptian Pyramid. She loved it!
by steele80 March 4, 2008
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Egyptian Egg

A tasty breakfast meal. It involves taking a piece of bread, buttering it, cutting a hole in the middle of it and then cracking an egg into the hole. The bread and egg are cooked on a skillet, flipped over once, and served.
What shall we have for breakfast?
In honor of the Egyptian Eggbeater, how about some Egyptian Eggs!
by CleoCat October 22, 2010
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Egyptian stop sign

A sexual act that takes months to prepare for. The first step involves growing an Egyptian dick beard similar to king tut. Then you sit on someone's face with your ass cheeks on their eyes, your grundel on their nose, & your balls in their mouth. Now while bobbing up and down on their face do the z shaped Egyptian arm thing.
Jason has been growing his dick beard for months so he can give jeny the Egyptian stop sign
by My boy blew December 6, 2011
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