noun (rhymes with Retard).
Someone who has compromised their cognitive function by using too much "E" or ecstasy (MDMA). Common expressions of being an ETARD are diminished short term and long term memory, merciless bouts of depression, crying jags that last longer than a day, finding enjoyment in watching a blank TV screen; at it's worst, thinking Britney Spears isn't really that bad.
Someone who has compromised their cognitive function by using too much "E" or ecstasy (MDMA). Common expressions of being an ETARD are diminished short term and long term memory, merciless bouts of depression, crying jags that last longer than a day, finding enjoyment in watching a blank TV screen; at it's worst, thinking Britney Spears isn't really that bad.
You do NOT want to go out with Bob, he raved so hard in his teens he's an ETARD now.
Crap, dude, stay away from that bitch, she's an etard.
We rolled so hard we wound up etards.
Crap, dude, stay away from that bitch, she's an etard.
We rolled so hard we wound up etards.
by Steve A Holt December 11, 2006
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Get the Ertard mug.The general classification of people who work for Embarq. Using a cross between the name of the company, and the word retard, this term was spawned.
I just got of the phone with an emtard.
Their whole office is full of emtards.
That person is really emtarded.
Their whole office is full of emtards.
That person is really emtarded.
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Teacher: Bobby?
Bobby: Here!
Teacher: Sally?
Sally: Here!
Teacher: Em?
Em: I go by Emtarkanderundergunderson.
Bobby: Here!
Teacher: Sally?
Sally: Here!
Teacher: Em?
Em: I go by Emtarkanderundergunderson.
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Kid in my guild: Jumps in Discord and immediately starts saying some extremely autistic shit
Me: Ok calm it down eetard, we all heard you join
Me: Ok calm it down eetard, we all heard you join
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