EDM 

i remember seeing a video online, some dude and his GF at a festival, shes on his shoulders because she needs to let everyone know shes there

and he has his eyes closed sweating like a race horse trying to not pass out from having to do crossfit on a dance floor

neither of them are enjoying the music

THIS IS EDM

Sees plant: Is this EDM? Yes, that’s EDM

EDM by Kleon The Second April 17, 2022

EDM or edm 

EDM is an acronym for Electronic Dance Music🎧

Tiesto, Hardwell, Romero are examples of EDM or edm 🎧

EDM or edm by RoxyMel May 18, 2018

EDM larper 

An EDM larper is a fratboy, sorority girl, or clubber who goes to music festivals and is LARPing as a raver. You can find shitloads of them at music festivals such as Ultra Music Festival. To them being a raver means to look like a Justin Bieber H&M ad meets neon fratboy orgy. Much like Steelers fans, they will hop on every major bandwagon the industry shoves down their throat. They see raving through the lense of what looks good on Instagram.

EDM larpers talk a whole lot about how they're going to "turn the fuck up". They never do. They don't know how to party. That's why they make fun of people who actually turn up because they don't understand. It's kind of like how some people hate on Asians because deep down they're angry they stole all their good jobs. It's like that except it has more to do with frat boys and clubbers with tiny penises going on roid rage at the rest of partying world.

If you ever wanna find them you can go to Ultra Music Festival, they'll be wearing neon swimtrunks and a matching neon sweatband. EDM larpers are not just mainstagers though. They come in all shapes and sizes. They also wear lots of black too, and they say they're into Eric Prydz and Adam Beyer now. How depressing.

EDC raver: You see that bro over there with the kandi that he bought online. He's what we call an edm larper. He most likely has a tiny penis.

UMF raver: Sigmi Alpha Phi Alfalfa Chi bro bro! Ruh ruh! Fuck PLUR, I just wanna see The Chainsmokers with my bros!

EDM larper by caliraver69 December 6, 2018

EDM Music 

What old people call EDM because they don't understand it means Electro Dance Music.

Did you hear that new EDM music album?

EDM Music by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

Edm Bro 

A male or female who only goes to Electronic music events to get drunk, high and to pick up members of the opposite or same sex. These people are the ones who mosh and push and shove people in the crowd. They also think they know everything there is too know about Electronic Music!

An Edm Bro is someone who wears shirts and Hat asking where the molly is!!

Edm Bro by YOLYOLYOLYOLO September 30, 2014

EDM fluffer 

The guy next to the DJ or sometimes the DJ himself. When the set is flat, he yells put your fucking hands up, hello or how you feeling x city or counts down the next bit drop.

When your music cannot speak for itself, you need an EDM fluffer.

EDM fluffer by Professor grandmaster G March 26, 2018

EDM Baby Boomer 

A Person/Chad or Kyle that started listening to “EDM” ( Electronic Music) after 2010. Usually, calls themselves “Ravers” and listen to 3-2-1 jump music or headband on rails at the Mains tage. They consider festivals “raves” or “Massive”.

Did you see all those EDM Baby boomers crying to Illenium?

The EDM Baby Boomers are mad that the main stage got shut down.

EDM Baby Boomer by PLURRNT June 26, 2019