A football player from Belgium. Currently plays for Chelsea. Famous for his world class dribbling skills and also for having a fat ass.
'Eden Hazard was on fire today, scoring one goal and assisting in another.''
'Man I ain't gay but I would pay 50 bucks just to slap Hazard's ass once'
'Man I ain't gay but I would pay 50 bucks just to slap Hazard's ass once'
by redberet October 20, 2018
Get the Eden Hazard mug.Edeline is the sweetest girl that you will ever meet. She is literally perfection. However, Edeline can hide her feelings and her past very well so you must be gentle with her.
Edeline is the nicest person I know.
Ughhhh I wish I can be Edeline.
I'm so sorry Edeline, I didn't know you were like that.
Ughhhh I wish I can be Edeline.
I'm so sorry Edeline, I didn't know you were like that.
by what¿ June 24, 2017
Get the Edeline mug.Nestled in the foothills of the Blue Ridge mountains, Eden is one of the shittiest towns south of the Virginia border. During daylight hours, many of their convenience stores have glass stem roses and chore boys in the same display cabinet. The largest competition in town is the race to see which is worse, the dropout rate, teen pregnancy rate, unemployment rate, and crime rate. At any given time, you'll likely encounter trailer urchins in squatted trucks with straight piped exhaust. Likely they are blasting shitty trap music while getting road head from an underage girl they more than likely picked up at Sheetz or Walmart. At one time, Miller Brewing was a prominent employer in town, but God left town the day they left. For fun, residents enjoy the Eden Inn, which was voted best place to overdose in the county! Shoplifting from Walmart is also a popular pastime idea, and although Miller Brewing is gone, the locals like their beer the way they like their violence: Domestic.
God himself tried to clean the place up with a tornado in 2017, but the tornado must have been high because it hardly cleaned up anything. When approached for comment, he replied that he just didn't see why a perfectly good EF5 tornado should be wasted on the town when the opioid crisis is slowly but surely thinning the herd.
God himself tried to clean the place up with a tornado in 2017, but the tornado must have been high because it hardly cleaned up anything. When approached for comment, he replied that he just didn't see why a perfectly good EF5 tornado should be wasted on the town when the opioid crisis is slowly but surely thinning the herd.
Did you see the crime report? Eden, NC is tripping
What I love about Eden, NC is stepping on a heroin syringe shortly after being called a motherfucker by a 9 year old
What I love about Eden, NC is stepping on a heroin syringe shortly after being called a motherfucker by a 9 year old
by Charliefoxtrot15336 October 13, 2019
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Also known as HappyT0fu , Tofubee , Wisdom , Churrofeast , Heartshapedlies , SuicideHotline , Etc.
And many more to come! As they make up usernames to either run away from drama, harass people or both.
Their s/o dreamingsinz is no better, but that's a story another day :)
Eden has gotten pissed over people taking inspiration from them ( which makes no sense since ofc kids which most of their fanbase is full of is gonna take inspirations from things but Eden thinks of it as stealing. Their words not mine )
and has hated that people color picked or use color palette some the web ( even tho they have admitted to doing both themselves and copying their ex friend ocs because they wanted the oc back )
Art style theft - they said that they will block anyone that have a similar artstyle to them or copying their style (even tho their tofubee artstyle was just a eefoj rip-off, this sounds stupid to accused them of stealing a artstyle but they have set their rules and we will follow it)
Also known as HappyT0fu , Tofubee , Wisdom , Churrofeast , Heartshapedlies , SuicideHotline , Etc.
And many more to come! As they make up usernames to either run away from drama, harass people or both.
Their s/o dreamingsinz is no better, but that's a story another day :)
Eden has gotten pissed over people taking inspiration from them ( which makes no sense since ofc kids which most of their fanbase is full of is gonna take inspirations from things but Eden thinks of it as stealing. Their words not mine )
and has hated that people color picked or use color palette some the web ( even tho they have admitted to doing both themselves and copying their ex friend ocs because they wanted the oc back )
Art style theft - they said that they will block anyone that have a similar artstyle to them or copying their style (even tho their tofubee artstyle was just a eefoj rip-off, this sounds stupid to accused them of stealing a artstyle but they have set their rules and we will follow it)
Person(1): uh oh, edenzhouse is at it again causing unnecessary drama
Person(2): so a normal Monday?
Person(2): so a normal Monday?
by Cupidxox November 9, 2022
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A song has been made about the Edelweiss flowers in The Sound of Music.
A song has been made about the Edelweiss flowers in The Sound of Music.
by meaganlouise August 5, 2010
Get the Edelweiss mug.A source of laughter and love. Usually a name for a girl. Has been blessed by god with the sweetest smile and strongest heart. Always fights for whatshe strongly believes in. Blesses her friends everday with all her love.
Is the prettiest person i know. By her hair right down to her heart. She is wise beyond her years. She melts all the boys hearts. I am so thankful to have her in my life.
Is the prettiest person i know. By her hair right down to her heart. She is wise beyond her years. She melts all the boys hearts. I am so thankful to have her in my life.
by Heidbdgdjeb December 25, 2016
Get the Eden mug.The name of a girl whose eyes are more beautiful than the paradise for which she is named. She is a girl who is stunningly brilliant, but frightfully diffident. She is a girl who deserves more than this world could ever offer her.
by The Kingdom of the Luxor May 15, 2017
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