Siskel & Ebert Handjob

Dual, simultaneous handjobs, one standard style with thumb up and one western grip handjob style with thumb down.

She was sitting between us at the movie, so she went ahead and gave us a Siskel & Ebert Handjob!

by Mike Romaine from Florida August 25, 2010

Siskel and Ebert

Sexual expression involving the enterance of two thumbs from two individuals entering the rectal area of another individual in seqence.

Upon leaving the theatre Dan screamed aloud as Ryan and I gave him a two thumbs up, Siskel and Ebert salute. The movie sucked but Dan got a great review

by dave O March 12, 2004

Roger & Ebert Award

When a guy inserts 2 thumbs up a woman's asshole.

Mary enjoyed the Roger & Ebert award she received last night.

by TopThree October 6, 2017

Pulling an Ebert

The act of losing ones jaw.

"Man, that bitch had me pulling an Ebert!"

"I was pulling an Ebert throughout the entire movie!"

Guy1: "Hey Guy2 what happened to your jaw?"

Guy2: "Jaw cancer got me pulling an Ebert."

by Hashalafadingdong420 September 13, 2011

tony ebert

THE single most amazing guy on this planet. He makes the stars glow and the sun shine, i love him with all of my heart. You could never find a better or sweeter person no matter how hard you looked. I will marry him one day.

I need tony ebert in my life forever.

by fantasticnamehere July 28, 2011

Siskel & ebert

The act of inserting two thumbs up an asshole

I enjoyed her performance so I gave her the old siskel & Ebert

by Mick diggler November 1, 2020

Carter Ebert

Carter is a man that gives big dick vibes but has an extremely small penis. This is to hide the fact that he is gay, currently he is in the denial stage of being gay but the people around him know he is. This is mainly because he participates in the gay, I mean cross country. He tends to masturbate by just looking at a wall and with no content however in his head he is usually thinking about his male friends. Carter is a nice guy but on the low he wants to do some nasty things to his close male friends. And never forget a carter always reads a book from the 1930s to run from his problems.

"Damn that man reminds me of Carter Ebert." said Lawrence
"Yo did you see him smacking that dudes ass, he gives me Carter Ebert vibes." said Jaitan

by Kuaneek December 7, 2020