by TopThree October 6, 2017
Get the Roger & Ebert Awardmug. Students, I don't want to hear any more complaining about the term papers. You've had all semester to do this and the assignment has not changed. It's not like I'm asking you to teach Roger Ebert to yodel.
by Pork Breakdown December 15, 2010
Get the teach Roger Ebert to yodelmug. A short, crossed-eyed middle aged man that looks like a smurf who thinks because he is old, he can control children. In my opinion he might be the next r. kelly
Hailey: Omg did you see ebert with his shaved beard???
Hanna: Omg yess he looks like a short ass faggot who needs to gain some height before I have maat maat give him a disease.
Hanna: Omg yess he looks like a short ass faggot who needs to gain some height before I have maat maat give him a disease.
by X3Niyah July 30, 2019
Get the Ebertmug. by Pooplord69420 January 1, 2021
Get the Jack Ebertmug. by Thegundy August 10, 2022
Get the very ebertmug. Carter is a man that gives big dick vibes but has an extremely small penis. This is to hide the fact that he is gay, currently he is in the denial stage of being gay but the people around him know he is. This is mainly because he participates in the gay, I mean cross country. He tends to masturbate by just looking at a wall and with no content however in his head he is usually thinking about his male friends. Carter is a nice guy but on the low he wants to do some nasty things to his close male friends. And never forget a carter always reads a book from the 1930s to run from his problems.
"Damn that man reminds me of Carter Ebert." said Lawrence
"Yo did you see him smacking that dudes ass, he gives me Carter Ebert vibes." said Jaitan
"Yo did you see him smacking that dudes ass, he gives me Carter Ebert vibes." said Jaitan
by Kuaneek December 7, 2020
Get the Carter Ebertmug. by Mick diggler November 1, 2020
Get the Siskel & ebertmug.