Eargasm

The sensation one gets when listening to a song of epic proportions

Person 1-"Dude I listened to Joe Bonamassa and got the biggest eargasm I ever had"

Person 2- "Thats cool bro I listened to Katy Perry and got one."

Person 1- "F**k you dude, I don't wanna be your friend anymore."

by thesXeman July 26, 2011

Eargasm

An Orgasm of the ear triggered by the masturbation of the eardrum by exceptionally sexy music.

"Dude! I was listening to Stairway to Heaven today and I had a total Eargasm! Got any Q-Tips?"

by Gslax24 November 11, 2008

Pussy Embargo

When a female blackmails a male, who she plans to or is currently having sex with, by not having sex with this male until certain terms are met. Basically, her vagina is not open for trade and commerce.

Male 1: Dude I haven't messed around with my woman in a week. She's put in place a pussy embargo.

Male 2: Dude, what for?

Male 1: She won't have sex with me until I stop having beers with the boys every night.

by Death On Wings August 17, 2010

eargasm

Pleasure derived from listening to good music, particularly when a song suddenly transitions to an exciting upbeat section.

Just wait, you'll totally have an eargasm like 30 seconds into this song

by Than January 15, 2006

eargina

(n.) When a person has a large-gauge stretched hole in their ear lobe and takes their piercing out. The result is a loosely hanging flap of skin resembling a vagina.

Baby, I wanna keenhole that eargina.

by deathofsanity August 10, 2010

Eargasam

A common spelling error among people trying to write "eargasm", because they are so blown away by the awesome music they are listening to, which gave them an eargasm, causing these spelling errors.

Is not related to a physical orgasm.

"A: Dude, I'm listening to the new David Guetta remix of that song... eargasam!!!
B: It's eargasm bro... awesome song though"

by Stylsvig April 30, 2011

earglesmackingjinglejiver

A sound of absolute pain when doing your best to not cuss in the middle of church, family, or other places where foul language is not allowed.

Mike: *Smashes knee on pew in church*
Mike: "EARGLESMACKINGJINGLEJIVER"

by Lord Mikoda March 18, 2014