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Lakota East High School

A school rivals with Lakota West . While being the exact same as West, somehow people think east is better. Still everyone hates it. Most people wish they went to Mason, the rich school where everybody is just better at everything.
"you see that kid that thinks he's cool"
"He must go to Lakota East high school"

lakota east 

The worst school to ever be created
There is a place in thos world nobody likes. Its lakota east
lakota east by thesmart1.0 February 5, 2015

Eastlake Cigar 

A heterosexual act of love in which a male inserts his penis into a female's mouth and ejaculates inside of it, after having anal sex.
Patricia did not want her boyfriend to ejaculate inside of her butt, so she requested an Eastlake Cigar instead.

Eastlake Middle School 

Don’t even fucking get me started. This is where all those bitch kids be throwing up gang signs and acting like they a blood be. Also all them annoying ass rich kids, they think their cool from their designer belts. Yeah and that nigga mr. Miana, if I were to shoot up the school he’d be the first on my list, he got no manners on god lmao, and THEN I’d go for the little fucking domonios pizza looking ass stupid hoe faggot fucks who flex and brag about their designer clothes. The only niggas that are chill here are the kids with autism, they the homies NO KAP. Besides all the weird thots at this school & all the school is pretty.
Bob: What school do you go to?
Fucking dumb dollar bill looking shit sit: Eastlake Middle School
Bob: Get the fuck away from me right now

eastlake middle school 

eastlake middle is trash school filled with rats LMAO. we got the hoes acting like they got asses but they really don’t. then we got the druggies always juuling in the bathrooms. oh and don’t forget the mf FURRIES. those fkn weird ass kids with the tails and ears- i cant with them. except hera cause she so hot. low key wanna be one with the wild with her if yk what i mean.

ok now for the teachers. first off, mrs rose. y’all needa stop tryna get in her mf panties bc that’s literally DiSguStAn (if you haven’t watched her wipeout video then you probably should). mr-mother-flipping-miana. what. a. hottie. but u cant let mr macias know u like mr miana because he’ll shove his walkie-talkie up ur a$$. nOw mr academia. god, what a creep. if you have or have had him as your teacher i pray to you that you don’t have stds. that mf is freaking WACK and creepy as heck, so watch out for him. last but not least, mrs wood. oh, mrs wood. she really had to get high before school and get fired LMFAO.
tyler : yo what’s that one wack ass school that all the fakes go to?
brian : rancho?
tyler : nah that’s rancho del gay
brian : oHhh you mean eastlake middle school

eastland 

"Eastland Grocery" A store located in Cabramatta, Australia, in which there is a dense asian population. The Vietnamese name of the store sounds extremely alike to the word "dumb cunt". Instead of using the outdated word "dumb cunt" you would refer to someone as working at Eastland Groceries.
Johnny: After 3000rpm the VTEC just flicks LA.
Normal Person: This guy must work at Eastland Groceries.
Johnny: Hey, can you buy me some food?
eastland by dohc vtec July 16, 2008