david eason

A piece of shit ugly abusive loser who brutally abuses and kills small animals to hide his secret insecurity, his micropenis. He is usually seen with a trashy druggie female by his side.

Bruh that David Eason has a new mugshot picture, he legit looks like a methed up Lurch.

by Justice4Nugget May 5, 2019

David Eason

the 100th boyfriend Jenelle Evans has had. He is a piece of shit who abuses kids and kills dogs.

"Fuck David Eason for killing the dog"

by girly1975 July 5, 2019

Landon Richard Eason

The rattiest clown ass out there

Damn you know that dude Landon Richard Eason he’s the rattiest clown ass out there

by Bad bitch ninja August 21, 2019

kevin eason

A redneck with a huge dick and is always in a mood Hes always there to protect the one girl he really cares about! He will not tolerate any bullshit and will fight for what is right. He smells great and always look amazing

Look at him he's a real Kevin Eason

by Banny heart May 14, 2015

Elijah Eason

A game developer and founder of Cone on a Chair Collective. He plays GD and ROBLOX and his hardest level is currently Sonic Wave (as of 5/13/2024 at 4:56 P.M.)

Did you see that new game developer, Elijah Eason?

by AnOrangeCone May 13, 2024

Easton area middle school

Easton area middle school is a sexists,lowkey rasist, annoying ass school with fake people left and right, creepy teachers (me.bernside),and bitch ass principles. You’ll often feel the need to jump outta windows,and throw yourself in front of moving vehicles after attending Easton. People will often compare it to hell

Person one: I go to hell
Person two:Easton area middle school?
Person one:yea
Person two:yeah me to
Person one: let’s kill ourself

Person two:yeahh!!!

by Thattbitchh December 31, 2018

Tobias Eaton

-Character in the Divergent series
-When book takes place, he is 18 years old
-Incredibly sexy and badass
-Initiation instructor and later boyfriend of Tris Prior
-Nicknamed and known as Four because of his four fears
-Originally from Abnegation and transfered to Dauntless

"Who's that over there?"
"That's Tobias Eaton. We call him Four."
"DAMN HE'S FINE!"

by ~:^) December 23, 2013