Ease Your Squeeze

A phrase directed toward an overly enthusiastic person requesting that they be less enthusiastic.

Ease your squeeze, bro. You're embarrassing us.

by missal January 4, 2015

ease the flow

1. A phrase directed at someone that tends to be overly emotional and finds the need to cry, complain, whine, nag, etc.

2. A phrase directed to someone in reference to always (or frequently) acting as if they are "on the rag".

3. A phrase used as an equivalent to "lighten up" or "take it easy".

Cause: "... I am having such a horrible day! Everything that could possibly go wrong seems to be going wrong! Nothing will ever get any better!"

Reaction: "whoa, whoa, whoa Sally!!! Hike up that skirt and EASE THE FLOW!"

by Thunder80 September 15, 2010

Ease Springs

To void the bowels, expel a turd or the like. To defecate. Of military origin, the phrase refers to the process of taking the strain off the spring system in one's rifle. The similarity is drawn to the subsequent release of energy and altogether more relaxed feeling afterwards.

"2 Section. Your patrol was due to start 2 minutes ago. Why are you still here?" - "Jimmy had to away and ease springs. We'll be off shortly, sir"

by lpcvrk2 April 29, 2010

ease of access

In gaming: paying or subscribing for added benefits to make things a little easier but don't do any direct impact to the game like pay-to-win.

IE: Bank or bag space, faster riding, slightly higher exp rates

I am going to subscribe to ESO+ because the craftbag gives some ease of access to the crafting system in the game.

by Tinygreendot June 3, 2017

ease-up

When a chap puts his penis back in his trousers perhaps a few seconds to early post piss, leading to a few drops down the inner thigh.

Jesus christ, i just had a major ease-up and had to change my jeans.

by Meccadave April 25, 2006

ease his mind

speaking of someone undergoing the process of getting high from the smoke from the burning leaves of plants sharing the same genus known as Cannabis

Brotners had a friend who come over to get some oranges and once there he decided to give him the utensils to help his friend ease his mind after the trip from work in the big fertilizer hauler.

by ScottBrothers November 18, 2006

Ease drip

Ease dripping is when you are horny and u are dripping pre cum but you are not cuming yet

Man this girl is so hot I’m so aroused and horny my penis is starting to ease drip my penis is starting to drip cum

by See more butts August 13, 2019