Earigo

A noun, meant to be used as a derogatory term to call someone disabled

Note: this must never be used on an actual disabled person, if done so, twitter will cancel you

Kaayleeigh is such a horrible name, whoever came up with it must be an Earigo

by Vorniir September 6, 2021

Earsighted

Most men, particularly husbands, are earsighted - the condition of being borderline deaf when 3 feet from their spouse. Problem amplified when their wife is assigning chores or talking about her day. Fortunately, those afflicted with being earsighted are usually quite adept at hearing far away, like when their friend has pulled into the driveway to take them away.

The doctor put down his ear scope after examining Jeff and asked him if his wife started a new job. Upon Jeff confirming, the ear doctor explained that Jeff was suffering from a case of being earsighted.

by Grant Rampus January 28, 2022