Earthling

A creature, scientifically referred to by academic English-speaking Earthlings as Homo sapiens sapiens, related most closely to a creature called a chimpanzee, which Earthlings generally use to entertain themselves at places called zoos, where the chimpanzees are frequently known to go on rampages due to abuse by Earthlings and eat the faces off Earthlings; this Homo sapiens sapiens is filled with a self-aggrandizing sense of its own intelligence, which is weak even by galactic standards, let alone cosmic standards. As visitors from the outer reaches of the cosmos, it is our duty to study these morons and see if we can make them treat the Earth better, so that our plans to eventually wipe them out and re-colonize the Earth with our smarter pets and animals will not be hindered by Earthling-caused global warming and climate change

That Earthling is trying to brush his teeth with a paintbrush; he must be one of their professors.

Earthlings are so stupid, Gipponik4, I don't know how I'll be able to tolerate not incinerating them all before it's time.

Be content with probing their Midwestern farmers, Jeppid6.

humanoid alien monkey relative naked ape climate-change denier

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 23, 2014

earting

Eating and farting simultaenously

John was earting during breakfast tbis morning

by BigDbear November 29, 2017

Earthling demigod

A demigod from Earth. Also called terrestrial demigod. Please see starchild demigod, (ie. celestial demigod) as opposed to earthling demigod.

EXTRA NOTES:
-Earthling demigods are usually less intelligent, virtuous and powerful than the celestial demigods.

-They have the bad habits of humanity, including stubborness, prejudist, irrationality, narrow-mindedness and excessive egoism unlike the celestial demigods.

The starchild demigod mocked, 'You Earthling demigods are the scum of the Earth. We celestial demigods come from the stars, so are far more ethereal. Like my divine father always said, earthling demigods are morally corrupt and can't be trusted. Your puny little swords stand no chance against our advanced military technology. You are powerless against us!'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis May 13, 2022

Male Earthling

The sweaty no lives of Xenoverse 2 PVP.

I spam XY all day because I’m a male earthling!

by brothisismyrealname October 10, 2021

earthling

description used by pilots and cabin crew who work in the airline industry to describe those who work in a job which doesn't involve flying.

I met my wife in New York. She's a nice chick for an earthling.

by Tex1 December 2, 2007

earthiness

If you describe someone as earthy, you mean that they are open and direct, and talk about subjects which other people avoid or feel ashamed about e.g sex.

Alice, Damn, look at his pants, his willy is so big!
Common Shantel, you have traits of earthiness in you.

by Gongo555 August 4, 2015

Earthlings Day

August 2nd

A day to celebrate anyone and everyone because we are all awesome!! This day was established 08/02/2021 by Man D. And Pow L. (code names for me and my best frandddd)

It is Monday, August 2nd, 2021
Man: I love humans. They are very interesting

Pow: !!!!!
Man: Do you agree with me?
Pow: Very Much.
Man: We should celebrate all humans. We should make a holiday about it
Pow: !!!Preach !!!
Man: Happy earthlings day!!!!

by BitchyBrendaXO August 2, 2021